Category: THE “DUMB JOCK” FILES
don’t ask floyd mayweather for a picture if your nails are out of order

one thing i notice about celebrities is how they treat people.
even if they’re having a bad day,
they still make time to make someone’s day.
beyonce said one time that her uncle died,
but she didn’t turn down a few fans who wanted a picture.
i had a lot of respect for her by that alone.
this is why she is beyonce and the rest are…
well…
them.
realistically…
Fans and stans pay these folk’s bills.
if someone isn’t being an asshole,
they should always show love back.
a fan wanted a picture with boxing jackal,
floyd mayweather,
recently and he curbed him.
why?
it was because of his nails…
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when the going gets tough; the ex nba ballers gets to fraud

the pretty vixen was talking to one of the ex-baller wolves jackals on the following list.
he turned out to be an asshole and ghosted her.
foxhole:
WHEN SOMETHING DON’T WORK OUT WITH SOMEONE,
THE UNIVERSE WAS TRYING TO PROTECT YOU.
18 former nba baller wolves jackals have been arrested for a tiny bit of fraud.
they thought it was a good idea to defraud the nba’s health and welfare benefit plan.
tom winter dropped all the names via twitter…
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terry kennedy looks good in orange now

i remember terry kennedy from myspace.
he was a skating boarding baller wolf who i use to fantasize about was fucking me.
tmi.
he had the nicest teeth too.

well alas,
terry kennedy is also a violent hyena too.
he is about to be hauled off to prison for an alleged murder…
mychal kendricks is going to jail

people really like mychal kendricks.
i mean,
who wouldn’t?
he is handsome,
has a great personality,
and those bubbly cheeks of his…

chek’s kiss.
did it seem like he was wilder compared to how quiet he is now?
well as you know,
mychal was being investigated for insider trading in 2018.
he pleaded guilty.
after this case getting pushed back 1700 times,
they finally reached a verdict…
evander kane’s wife decided to show him who has the bigger hockey stick

when you marry a wolf that looks like ^this,
especially when he is a baller wolf,
you can expect fuckery.
this is why it’s better to deal with folks who don’t know how fine they are.
nhl baller wolf,
evander kane,
allegedly hasn’t been doing good to his (ex)wife,
anna kane.
she decided to rock his entire world on social media this weekend via “nbc sports“…
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barkevious mingo turned out to be the alleged boogey man with the white pedo van?

with all the thirsty legal hoes ready to fuck for a cheeseburger,
especially when you got clout,
why would anyone even choose to deal with someone underaged?
let’s ask disgraced nfl baller wolf,
barkevious mingo,
that question on why he chose to allegedly fuck up his nfl career.
instead of celebrating with some hot ‘n’ horny gays from grindr on july 4th of 2019,
he allegedly chose to do this via “the daily mail”…




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