i know she is never gonna touch weed,
a vape pen,
or listen to any songs about drug use again.
she might say fuck all this and become a jehovah’s witness.
i would too.
can you imagine being in a war-torn country,
eating an assortment of flavorless slop,
while building a train track that probably goes to nowhere?

nightmare fuel.
i’ve been thinking about brittney griner lately but i got news today that…

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kanye west is trying to burn himself down within the establishment.
i think a majority of the black community is gonna let him tbh.
i’m sure his biggest free-thinking and looney stans will join him too.
kanye was on some really crazy shit last night.
hell,
the whole day?
before his suspension off twitter for ( x inciting hate ),
he claims his ex-wife slept with…

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when ( x catch ) first opened,
the pretty vixen got a special invite.
this is around the time when i first met her.
she didn’t know that her old manager was working there too.
he ended up giving us the hook-up on maaaaad deserts.
like,
they had to be wheeled out.
we ended up tipping him very well just for that.
depending on the black folks you don’t know in service settings,
you can end up getting a hook-up on food or products too.
it can be an unspoken rule depending on if you were cool and lucky.
this black jackal claimed he was racially profiled cause he got the hook-up at a restaurant…

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when whitney houston said she believed the children are the future,
i don’t think she was singing about some of the millenials and gen z.
some of us are sooooooooooooooo embarrassing.
like,
did we go wrong when phones got cameras?
or when we could share our thoughts on social media?
even if two folks were in jail for killing someone,
and i’m fonting about the eandjgang,
we still want them to provide pleasure with onlyfans content.
this tweet:

was under this update tweet about the killing onlyfans couple,
johntae kavon collier and eric dodds,
and how there was more involved in this saga…

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i cringe when i hear black folks say they miss trump.
my ass literally turns inside out.
i’ve heard they “miss his entertainment” that he used to put on twitter.
you’d think after all the commotion on january 6th,
where people thought it was the end of the world,
that they’d be over that presidency.
nope.
trump announced he is running again in 2024…

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why does it feel like some are trying to take a page out trump’s playbook?
chaos is a ladder but they’re going in full reverse to the pits of hell.
i was having this discussion with a friend last night.
we were talking about the dumpster fire that is elon musk.
it seems like he is trying to be a “trump part 2“.
he is showcasing his nastiness with this twitter shit,
but he has absolutely no charisma.

instead of being an entertaining villain with his chaos,
he is just a villain that we never want to see again.
i feel like that happens with everyone that folks deem successful…

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