when you choose the role of “the villain“,
as much fun as being a menace can be,
you will not be met with applause.
people in your bubble will get on their knees but with everyone else:

dave chappelle had a show that elon musk attended over the weekend.
elon musk got up on stage and was booed mercilessly.
he has been trying to take down this footage on twitter,
but the folks on youtube ain’t letting their foot off his neck…

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imagine being with a wolf…

You think ya’ll are good and suddenly,
he hits you up to tell you that he is having a baby…
with someone other than you.

for many of us in the foxhole,
i’m sure it would feel like a betrayal.

1. When did you decide to jump into some vagina unprotected?
2. I have to share you with someone else while in this relationship.

caresha was out here with signs about diddy at award shows but…

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i know she is never gonna touch weed,
a vape pen,
or listen to any songs about drug use again.
she might say fuck all this and become a jehovah’s witness.
i would too.
can you imagine being in a war-torn country,
eating an assortment of flavorless slop,
while building a train track that probably goes to nowhere?

nightmare fuel.
i’ve been thinking about brittney griner lately but i got news today that…

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kanye west is trying to burn himself down within the establishment.
i think a majority of the black community is gonna let him tbh.
i’m sure his biggest free-thinking and looney stans will join him too.
kanye was on some really crazy shit last night.
hell,
the whole day?
before his suspension off twitter for ( x inciting hate ),
he claims his ex-wife slept with…

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when ( x catch ) first opened,
the pretty vixen got a special invite.
this is around the time when i first met her.
she didn’t know that her old manager was working there too.
he ended up giving us the hook-up on maaaaad deserts.
like,
they had to be wheeled out.
we ended up tipping him very well just for that.
depending on the black folks you don’t know in service settings,
you can end up getting a hook-up on food or products too.
it can be an unspoken rule depending on if you were cool and lucky.
this black jackal claimed he was racially profiled cause he got the hook-up at a restaurant…

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when whitney houston said she believed the children are the future,
i don’t think she was singing about some of the millenials and gen z.
some of us are sooooooooooooooo embarrassing.
like,
did we go wrong when phones got cameras?
or when we could share our thoughts on social media?
even if two folks were in jail for killing someone,
and i’m fonting about the eandjgang,
we still want them to provide pleasure with onlyfans content.
this tweet:

was under this update tweet about the killing onlyfans couple,
johntae kavon collier and eric dodds,
and how there was more involved in this saga…

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