^he looks like someone in this picture.
i’m trying to figure out who…
i’m so bad at reality tv tho.
i haven’t watched #lhhmia since the second episode.
i know!
i know!
as the foxhole knows,
jeffrey caught my eye…

…and you knew an entry was on the way.
well the foxhole sent me on the trail of jeffrey and…
Continue reading “Jeffrey from #LHHMIA Gives A Damn Good Facial” →

ya know,
i always wanted to be a singer.
in my past life,
i just may have been one.
well in this life,
jamari fox cannot sing worth a damn.
i wouldn’t embarrass myself to pursue a singing career,
but apparently,
shawn bullard does not have my sense of thinking.
shawn was on a reality show looking for a wife.
since that has ended,
he seems to have nothing better to do.
what does one do when that happens?
they start rapping,
apparently.
a foxholer sent me his latest endeavor…

Continue reading “Shawn Bullard Is Zaddy Who Has Nothing Better To Do” →

ya know,
i’d like to think i’m good at pr.
i can tell an anyone what to wear,
how to look,
what to say,
and anything that will help them get to another level.
i can literally smell a scheme too.
that being fonted,
omarosa isn’t fooling me one bit.
they released a clip of her on “celebrity big brother”.
a vix-bi showed me that she brought the tears via “the daily beast”…
Continue reading “Omarosa Stars As “Crocodile Tears DunDee”” →

honestly,
i didn’t want to believe it.
i don’t know why.
i guess i assumed she would be “better” than this.
“she is a kardashian for god’s sake…”
well after the last 9 nine months of speculation,
kylie jenner has given birth.
travis scott,
the rapping wolf she only knew for 6 months,
is the father.
this is what she fonted on her ig…
Continue reading “That Kardashian Girl Has Given Birth (The One That’s Been Hiding)” →

*the following is parental advisory.
explicit nonsense is ahead.

attentionistos/nistas will do anything for a laugh these days.
social media will have you out here selling your soul for likes.
well,
a foxholer sent me a wolf who decided to prank a friend.
this is what he did…
Continue reading “Where The Nut Landed” →

being a mother is such a blessing.
not everyone can handle such the task of being a parent.
well everyone meet jessy rabbit.
she is a attentionista who is expecting.
this is her friend mesha:

she is also a fellow attentionista,
a stripper,
and a mom.
well mesha allegedly asked jessy rabbit to babysit her cub.
a foxholer sent me what she allegedly saw on her hidden camera…
Continue reading “The Crime We Saw On The Hidden Camera” →