it’s so interesting to see where attentionistos went over the years.
some are still pushing on; others got themselves canceled.
i remember ^he use to be as big as a mountain.
back when tumblr was “the shit”,
he and his wife use to make porn videos together.
she went by “@crystinathebootyqueen“.
i remember in one video,
he was smashing her while pregnant.
here is an nsfw picture for review:

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was her ass real?
he must have been taking steroids.
it’s like he deflated.
well,
he was involved in a bizarre shootout with the hunters back in february:

a foxholer sent me the reason for it today via “the daily mail“…
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jussie smollett isn’t even doing anything and has become insufferable.
things never start well if you have to ask…

“What if…”

like,
it’s on this level:

that means you know there is doubt lingering somewhere.
well that was what jussie’s brother,
jojo smollett,
posed in his article at bet.
a foxholer sent me a quick write up from “ny daily news“…

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hi.
remember him?
that’s jussie smollett and he’s laying low in hawaii.
remember i fonted that he needed to go away for a while?
well,
he did that until he got caught in a parking lot doing this…

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so everyone meet brandon curington.
he is a barber from chicago:

well i got sent how exactly he cuts hair these days.
foxhole,
i guess this is called “cut ‘n’ sip”?…
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i always find it weird when pastors get to flexin’.
like,
you’re supposed to be preaching the good word,
but your entire outfit costs more than your flock’s rent.
don’t even get me started on the vehicle.
some of them even wanted airplanes.

so there is a new ig calling folks out.
it’s called “preachersnsneakers“.
i know.
it’s dedicated to calling out pastors and their expensive footwear…

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a few jobs ago,
i was being harassed by some of the mailroom wolves.
they were all doing this thing called,
“wish you were here”.
the idea was selling travel and going to go to these exotic locations.
during various photo shoots,
they’d put up this cocky ass sign:

“Wish You Were Here”

one of the cute ones came to my crib with hopes of trying to convince me.
instead of feeding me the pipe like i’d hope,
he came with a friend to feed me garbage of a “get rich quick” situation.
needless to say,
when i said i wasn’t interested,
he stopped speaking to me.
these days,
they are all still working regular jobs.

“The American Dream of Get Rich and Quick”

i watched an interesting documentary tonight on netflix.
it was called,
“better on zero“…

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