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you can tell the size of your pastor’s wallet by the shoes on his feet

i always find it weird when pastors get to flexin’.
like,
you’re supposed to be preaching the good word,
but your entire outfit costs more than your flock’s rent.
don’t even get me started on the vehicle.
some of them even wanted airplanes.

so there is a new ig calling folks out.
it’s called “preachersnsneakers“.
i know.
it’s dedicated to calling out pastors and their expensive footwear…

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hit me up today so i can teach you how to make real money

a few jobs ago,
i was being harassed by some of the mailroom wolves.
they were all doing this thing called,
“wish you were here”.
the idea was selling travel and going to go to these exotic locations.
during various photo shoots,
they’d put up this cocky ass sign:

“Wish You Were Here”

one of the cute ones came to my crib with hopes of trying to convince me.
instead of feeding me the pipe like i’d hope,
he came with a friend to feed me garbage of a “get rich quick” situation.
needless to say,
when i said i wasn’t interested,
he stopped speaking to me.
these days,
they are all still working regular jobs.

“The American Dream of Get Rich and Quick”

i watched an interesting documentary tonight on netflix.
it was called,
“better on zero“…

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r. kelly takes home the oscar for “best performance in a drama series”

i love ^this photo.
if you didn’t know the situation,
you would think gayle king is saying:

“pineapple,
i sooooooooo wish you would…”

alas,
it’s r. kelly having a temper tantrum.
my favorite part of the interview.
like jussie smollett,
who i’m sure is thanking his lucky stars the spotlight is off him,
he stupidly decided to do an interview that revealed everything and all.
for both,
not in a good way.
r. kelly decided to do his with gayle king on “cbs this morning”.
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so jussie smollett tried to stop milan christopher’s bag?

so milan christopher refuses to take his paws off jussie smollett’s neck.
he feels he is getting his alleged retribution.
according to milan,
jussie tried to stop his bag.
these are receipts milan posted via “gayemagazine“…

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