former vogue’s fashion don dada andre leon talley checks “un-decided” on orientation boxes.
he says he isn’t gay, straight, bi, or even tri.
he doesn’t do any kind of label at all actually.
well only if it’s louie v…

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donnie mcClurkin thought because he was a born again “straight”,
he could sit around.
grab his crotch,
and talk shit about “us”.
well well well donnie learned today.
he got his “born again straight” ass uninvited to perform at the mlk march.
a case of “you can’t sit with us”?…

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“i’m going to teach you how to twerk!”
oh not me.
i’m not crazy.
this fox… queen… wolf has a twerkin’ lesson for
wolves to know how he rides pipe
the vixens out there who may not know how.
what a nice fox… queen… wolf to do this…

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justin bieber is showing his ass!
in more ways than one.
he decided to serenade his grandmuvvah nekkid one morning last year.
i know what you’re thinking.
“um ew”.
well there is a logical explanation i’m sure for this lovely gesture…

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you know it’s bad when you get fired as a pastor.
you know it’s worse when you get fired as a pastor going to a rick ross concert.
lord help him.
literally…

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shabazz muhammad tried to bend the rules since he is a new rookie.
he thought he could try to get some late night coo coo at the nba’s rookie transition program.
well he learned they wasn’t playing with that ass…

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