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I’m Going To Teach You How To Twerk but I Ain’t Gay Cause I Get Coochie

“i’m going to teach you how to twerk!”
oh not me.
i’m not crazy.
this ~~fox… queen…~~ wolf has a twerkin’ lesson for
~~wolves to know how he rides pipe~~
the vixens out there who may not know how.
what a nice ~~fox… queen…~~ wolf to do this…

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Justin Bieber Gets As Naked As He Was Born

justin bieber is showing his ass!
in more ways than one.
he decided to serenade his grandmuvvah nekkid one morning last year.
i know what you’re thinking.
“um ew”.
well there is a logical explanation i’m sure for this lovely gesture…

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I Was Just Going To The Concert To Lay Hands on Rick Ross Breasts.

you know it’s bad when you get fired as a pastor.
you know it’s worse when you get fired as a pastor going to a rick ross concert.
lord help him.
literally…

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Shabazz Muhammad Tried To Get Some Coochie and Ended Up Getting Fucked

shabazz muhammad tried to bend the rules since he is a new rookie.
he thought he could try to get some late night coo coo at the nba’s rookie transition program.
well he learned they wasn’t playing with that ass…

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Devin Thomas: CUT.

sorry my patois is a little rusty lol
born again jamaican… baller wolf,
devin thomas,
was cut from the detriot lions over the weekend.

x read about it here

remember when ~~i… we…~~ everyone all use to think he was fine as hell?
good lawd what happened?
he is definitely into this rasta thing heavvvvvvvy.
is he even jamaican?
he looks like he lives in a forest and cooks his food over an open fire.
i’m completely baffled with all this.