the purple one has come to fuck shit up.
i followed him as soon as i got ( x confirm ) it was really him.
i wasn’t about to follow some rabid stan who was gonna get sued.
you know prince doesn’t play that shit.
why “doe” did people tweet him they would die if he tweeted them
and he tweeted them back, “there. rip.”?
i love him.

x follow prince here

lowkey: i wonder what made him join?
i know he was anti internet for the longest.
he won’t even let ( x his videos ) be played on youtube.
i also wonder if he gonna go dm to dm since he’s a jehovah’s witness?

…and it’s not kim or kris.
kanye west went to cartier yesterday in beverly hills.
he probably went to buy something pretty for… himself.
you know how ye do.
i guess he took on most of the baby weight.
where did ye get this donk from?…

Continue reading “Kanye West Has A Donkey On His Back” →

….”chicken legs”
aka
nba baller wolf of the new york knicks tyson chandler
being one of them.
who knew justin bieber was an untapped resource?
is this a case of “you can’t sit with us”?…

Continue reading “Who Knew Justin Bieber’s Crib Was Where All The Baller Wolves Go?” →

everyone meet darren young.
he is a wrestler wolf in the wwe.
nice huh?
well he has some news for you.
he just body slammed himself right out the closet…

Continue reading “Darren Young Is Gay and Will Probably Put You In A Headlock If You Have An Issue” →

rg3 is going to get you to love him.
want him.
need him.
does this make you feel a tingling in your loins?
he lost the cave man dust braids to make you happy…

…ok bye!

lowkey: someone tell him braids and cornrows are out.
period.

baller wolf colin kaepernick gets a two parter today?
he should know he special.