Category: HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS
RIP Lil Cub (Adrian Peterson’s Secret Son)
this is the lil cub,
adrian peterson’s secret son,
who passed away.
such a sad story.
everyone is saying adrian should miss sunday’s game.
even if he wasn’t close to his son.
a sign of respect.
do you agree?
here is the video of adrian addressing the media:
he looks like he doesn’t really… care.
is that just me?
the look on his face saaaaaaaaayyyyyyys:
“….yeah so after practice ima get some chiptole.”
Adrian Peterson Is About To Go Knee Deep In Some Jackal Ass
you see this big slab of wolf meat?
well its baller wolf and foxhole vet,
adrian peterson,
and he might to assault a jackal today.
his ex vixen’s boyfriend beat up his 2 year old son and put him on life support…
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Usher Perfects and Crafts His B.I.L.F
Birdman Out Here Giving Free Cash Money To Foxes Like Welfare
so why no one aint tolded-ed me birdman was the untapped resource?
birdman stay lacing his jump offs with the finest.
ima need him to cape for my bills and career at this point.
while we chasing meat we can actually stomach laying on top of us,
birdman out here giving “the foxi swagg premium lifestyle” to a chosen few.
like so…
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Frankie Got That Eeyore Eye Swagg Going On
awww frankie looks sad.
his eyes certainly tell it.
apparently he uploaded this picture to his tumblr recently and quickly erased it.
for someone who has a grammy,
doing production for jay and kanye,
doing a lot better than his “before”,
and i’m sure exposed to a better kind of meat…
…well then again.
he always looks just over it.
i wonder whats going on with frankie?
he should go “dark illuminati lite” next album.
like so:
So Peanut is F*ckin’ With Mehcad Brooks????
it looks like peanut has gone from baller wolves to actors now.
i guess he is going on a world tour of outing everyone he dates.
superhead much?
he someone just outed his alleged relationship with mehcad brooks on baller alert.
is this a step up from kerry rhodes?…
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