Category: HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS
tyler perry shows us what a midlife crisis looks like

tyler perry is single and ready to mingle.
vixens would be stupid to turn him down?
he is God-fearing,
working on his bawdy,
has a whole empire,
and did i mention paid?
he posted this on his ig stories and…
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michael b. jordan needs us to pay for his onlyfans for a good cause

we live in a time where celebs and regular folks are becoming sex workers.
Imagine a fine dude you know in real life droppin’ an Onlyfans?
*sweats*
well unless some fire leaks and we be on it like white on rice.
i gotta say thank you to the rona tho.
she has really pushed these folks to do whatever we say for money.
they worked out heavy for our pornographic pleasure.
it seems the sexiest wolf of 2020,
michael b jordan,
is putting his bid in to join onlyfans…
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ya’ll know i luhhh biceps so this people’s sexiest man alive is a no brainer for me

i root for everyone who is black.
I root for everyone who has biceps too.
ya’ll know how much i luhhhhhhh biceps.
when you match it with a nice chest,
and a handsome face,
my drawz will find a place on your bedroom floor.
the owner of ^those biceps up there is people’s “sexiest man alive” for 2020…
chris brown only wants his fans on his new venture

i loved that kirby pendant he use to rock.
remember the days we use to font about breezy wolf,
aka chris brown,
like a lot?
he was a staple on the foxhole at one point.
these days,
he is a father of two who has been staying out of trouble.
wellllllllllll,
he made news today with a new venture he is doing…
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andrew gillum is about to be inside our ears with the quiet storm dj vocals

andrew gillum needed something to do.
i mean,
the hype has gone down since he has spoken about his situation.
well,
he seems to be finding a new career path in…
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how could andrew gillum’s wife accept his filthy and disgusting bisexuality? YUCK.

i need everyone to calm down.
andrew gillum and his wife,
r. jai,
might have not realized that they set the forests on fire today.
“How can this black wife be so accepting of her bisexual and sloppy husband?”
i dunno,
how can some be so accepting of their trashy exes or philandering husbands?
staying together for the sake of the kids and bible.
why is it…
Black males can accept and marry a bisexual vixen and it’s not even a story?
you don’t even have to answer.
it’s kinda disappointing to read the comments about this situation.
the homophobia flags are at full staff today.
honestly…




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