“This is Texas,
ain’t got no condom?”…
or whatever Bey said in that song.

more than a few of my favorite new yawkers have swapped bagels for barbecue,
permanently setting up camp in houston, texas.
they rave about the southern charm and no taxes but can’t stand two things:

The traffic
The heat

as you know,
i’ve always had a soft (and warm) spot for those texas wolves:

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there’s something about that texas wood…
grain that hits different but Foxhole,
this morning made my foxhole close up and put a “do not enter” sign.
as fine as they are down there:

Are they handing out STDs like party favors?…

i learned a long time ago that in any business,
it is best to make sure you get a contract for any services rendered.
when we get jobs,
we sign contracts for them and ourselves.
anyone can say they’ll do something but once its in writing,
you have started a paper trail.
the male of many talents,
mustang,
seemed to have learned very quickly about contracts with certain promoters.
he had to call the feds on promoter,
darryl wilson…

…for allegedly scamming him.
a Foxholer sent in what mustang had to font…

I had a friend who didn’t take the vaccine.
She was adamant about not taking it even though I did.
Whenever she would hear alleged bad news about taking the vaccine,
she would always say:

“Ya’ll went and took that vaccine…”
“Ya’ll this…”
“Ya’ll that…”

…and i found that shit to be really disrespectful.
i was about two seconds from cussin’ her ass TF out.
like…

in that tweet above,
carlton from the fresh prince of bel-air shook the table the other day.
whatever tyler perry did/has done bts has cartlon not interested.
cartlon stays in his lane and isn’t really problematic.
might the rumors we have heard about tyler have truth in them?
the other day,
busta rhymes’ bodyguard alleged that he’s on the DL...

as a millennial,
i’ve seen countless one hit wonders fade into obscurity.
even if i had hope they’d be here for the long run,
they didn’t have that “je nais se quois” to become timeless.
if this were the late ’90s or early 2000s,
ice spice would have melted after “munch“...

if you would have told me that back in 2009,
a time before we ended up in this weird timeline,
that these two would become complete disappointments…

I would have slapped you for slapping me on the ass for calling me Susan.

the day amber rose found her voice was the day her mystique died.
it seems she wants her fame to die even faster because…