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so obama was out here doing the gay and smoking the crack?

BACK THE TRUCK UP.
like,
slowly move it all the back.
whenever someone in the media starts getting randomly tarnished,
i start asking myself:
“WTF did they do?”
barack obama has been tarnished for many years by those who oppose him.
they want something,
anything,
to happily say he wasn’t “perfect“.
this happens to many of us when we are chosen tbh.
black and chosen,
but whatever.
suddenly,
tucker carlson wants to be the one to break a bombshell about obama.
in a new interview on his twitter show,
he has a random claiming obama smoked crack before they did the gay.
life hasn’t been kind to this random…
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the latest trend called “i’m gonna bless your cashapp”?

people can be really evil.
evil might be a heavy word.
let’s try “scamming bitches“.
last week,
i got a random message from someone irl.
they are connected through someone else that i know.
i got this message:

you don’t have to tell me twice.
i dropped my cashapp and nothing happened.
i checked to see if i got anything and nada.
i let it go and moved on with my life.
the other night,
all of this happened…
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eric dodds and johntae collier wear the absence of memory well

as we are all enjoying our freedom of summer 23,
or just appreciating being able to be outside in general,
two attentionistos are preparing for their long journeys ahead as jailbirds.
the days of kissy faces and twitter updates are gone.
It’s now getting comfy and cozy within the confines of prison
new photos of eric dodds and johntae collier,
formerly of eandjgang,
has popped up.
this is their new normal…
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hey babe, wake up! a new homophobia download about water bottles just dropped

^probaly the yuckiest water ever.
these days,
i bring a water bottle with me when i go out.
i think my anxiety started this trend fresh out of the panny.
i’m trying to be better with not having water with me.
it seems like carrying around water is the latest in:
“That’s gay for a man!”
someone tweeted this and i hope it was a joke...
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the eandjgang are about to be available via “write a prisoner”

the good news is that justice is served.
the bad news?
We are probably never gonna see these hyenas ever again in this lifetime.
Maybe we’ll see them when the forests turn AI.
eandjgang,
eric dodds and johntae collier,
are gonna spend quite a few years in jail…
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12,500 feet under the sea and ya’ll choose to do this with 250k?

back in barbados,
we have a submarine that takes you out for a spin around the ocean.
it doesn’t go very far and as a kid,
i thought it was the coolest thing ever.
as an adult,
my anxiety refuses to step foot in that thing ever again.
as someone who was obsessed with the titanic,
i’m hear to font ya’ll about that missing submarine,
oceangate…
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