kenya moore puts her peach down and walked away?

✌🏾: Kenya Moore making an exit from season 16 of RHOA.

after all that drama,
she allegedly ( x left on her own terms ).

or maybe she jumped ship before they could push her overboard.
rumors are flying that she messed up a good thing but let’s be real…

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did scoota brice go on a killing spree because he was DL?

Is Javonte Scoota Brice this the latest in DL hyenas going berserk?
or is this the fallback reason when hyenas kill vixens in the black community?

javonte scoota brice killed his mom,
cousin,
and baby mama in tampa, florida.

he documented it all on you guessed it…

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some new yawk males are like the zoo: look but don’t touch

oh,
the new yawk male,
especially the ones from the forests of brooklyn.

mmm mmm mmm.
it is always a good time with them.
they know how to party,
can “tawk” their way out of most things,
and are skilled hustlers.
you want something cheaper or need access somewhere and they got you.
alas…

It’s all good until you start fucking them.

after living here for so long,
i’ve learned many things about the males out here.

Look,
touch,
and don’t fall for the bullshit.

“TF is you talkin’ about?????????” should be a staple in your vocabulary.
you gotta be ready to cuss a pineapple out in a second.
i shared the following video with The Foxholers yesterday.
many hit me up and i had to wipe the drool from off their chin…

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on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hate ser criston cole?

Ser Criston Cole from House of the Dragon might just be the most hated villain in the Game of Thrones universe.

…and the reason why is because he’s so damn relatable.
unlike joffrey,
ramsay,

and cersei,
who wore their bad behavior on their sleeves,
ser criston cole is someone we’ve all known…

ugh…

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their guilt is your comeback

“…somehow,
your name came up last night.”

whenever i hear that,
i groan.
only because in the past,
it’s a “let’s say everything about jamari behind his back than to his face” fest.

“He asked about you and wanted to know how you’ve been doing.”

if i was driving a car,
i’d probably would have crashed..
.

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42k had sex in houston, texas and they’ll cum with party favors?

“This is Texas,
ain’t got no condom?”…

or whatever Bey said in that song.

more than a few of my favorite new yawkers have swapped bagels for barbecue,
permanently setting up camp in houston, texas.
they rave about the southern charm and no taxes but can’t stand two things:

The traffic
The heat

as you know,
i’ve always had a soft (and warm) spot for those texas wolves:

there’s something about that texas wood…
grain that hits different
but Foxhole,
this morning made my foxhole close up and put a “do not enter” sign.

as fine as they are down there:

Are they handing out STDs like party favors?…

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