don’t honor jimmy carter because our new president is alive and kicking (up dust)

The following doesn’t even hit the same once I saw our new president doesn’t even write his posts.

president jimmy carter bid this life adieu on the 29th of december.
like all presidents in this country,
their deaths are always honored.
every american flag is flown at half-mast for 30 days.

( x read it here )
unfortunately,
the new president being sworn is around this moment.
not a slight against him but ya know,
what america has pretty much always done.
are we surprised his ghost writers took to his platform to flip theeee fuck out

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the questions aubrey plaza is asking herself rn

I don’t know how I would even feel…

if i walked into my home and saw or someone had to break the news to me

That the partner that I prayed for…

…was dead because he decided to delete himself.
i’m a very strong and resilient person but i can’t even imagine how that would fuck me up.
i would be left with so many thoughts and questions

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leading ladies but lost males?

tilda
mikey
demi
zoe
angie
zendaya

it’s hollywood’s leading vixens stealing the show again.
they gathered around the hollywood reporter round table radiating wisdom,
charm,
and authenticity.

it was a masterclass in self-awareness and vulnerability.
tbh,
when i think of their male counterparts

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i won’t have sex with my white man for a week if my mind is on racism

So you know how this one here went viral for not being able to get a manz?

i was on the fence before but now i’m off the fence after i saw these videos

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i can’t even imagine what she was feeling in NOLA atm

This is not what I wanted when I said I wanted to be present for this new year.
Of course,
I step onto Elon’s social swamp and on day one of 2025,
I’m hit with the grim reminder of just how fragile life is.

it took me back to NOLA in 2020 for mardi gras with one of my best friends.
bourbon street was intense…

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let’s be escorts this year!

“I found me a new pineapple this year.
Who knows how to handle this here.” – MC Lyte

i’ve decided that when it comes to me and dating this year,
i’m stepping it up.
i’m going to be a high-class escort.
yes,
you read right

🔐

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