With henchman like this…

so drake starts a beef with kendrick lamar,
kendrick fires back with a dragging for the hip hop history books,
and drake continues to act like a sore loser…

according to one of his henchmen,
the LA fires is karma…
for kendrick?
allegedly…

I’m confused about something.

obama,
exchanging pleasantries with his favorite frenemy and our new president,
at jimmy carter’s funeral.
it caused rihanna’s socials to promptly lose its collective mind.
in the age of the “pop off”,
where drama is currency,
it seems like everyone was expecting a knuckle sandwich served hot.
instead…

How do you hold on to hope when the forests seem to be falling apart?

2025 came in like an uninvited guest who trashed the place before the party even started.
first…

Have you ever noticed how attentionistos try to rewrite their past when the present starts looking brighter?

yesterday,
i got an email from the PR rep of an ex-“kinda, sorta, maybe”-still current attentionisto.
yep,
you read that right.
PR.

Sidebar: the PR person was cool.
They are just doing their job so no shade or beef there.

anyway,
they wanted me to take down a few old posts about their client.
as i scrolled through the entries,
confused as to what was so scandalous,
i couldn’t help but think to myself…

I never found Timothee Chalamet attractive until he was talking sports on ESPN.

there was something really masculine about him ( x in this moment ).
the facial hair helps too.
i’m gonna get into timothee in just a second,
but i’ve figured out something quite recently with him and kylie jenner.
one moment,
you think males are indifferent towards you and the next,
you got someone(s) “out of your league” hooked.
it’s about the universal truth…

What does it feel like to have both love and lust in perfect harmony?

i ask because this video of august alsina and zu has been living rent-free in my head.

not because i want august but because that energy,
that intimacy,
that undeniable connection is what i crave.
imagine being so drawn to your partner that you’re counting down the minutes until you hit the crib?
the way august looks into the camera,
clueless about the climbing that is heading his way,
does something to me.
if my manz don’t like at me like this when he sees me:

we have absolutely nothing to talk about.
here’s the issue tho…