… you wish it was my lips to grace your penis.
Nope, but you can get these hoes to do it for you!

Well slow down on the subtle ladies….

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The things these D/L celebs do.
Many of which confuse me.
But then again,
as long as you do not piss in my mouth, shit in my ear, or expect me to rape a cow or chicken…
I’m pretty much down for whatever.

I was talking to an Industry Fox last night who told me about an event that went down quite recently…

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This is one of the reasons I am so GOOD in being an actual hoe.
Too damn risky.
Any Wolf that wants to get up in this WILL be tested.
I’m not even playing that…
Lately, I am meeting a lot of Wolves and Foxes who have HIV, that it is getting scary.
This one Wolf who was interested in talking to me,
I found out had it and recently gave it to someone else.

IS THERE ANYONE OUT HERE
WHO IS DISEASE FREE (and not an idiot)
THAT WANTS TO CUFF THE KID?????

I had to vent that real quick…

Anyway,
my ATL readers,
after reading this please be careful…

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I use to be scared of the dick.
Now I throws lips to the shit.
Handles it like a real bitch….

Yet, Lil Kim is alone… and a face full of crazy.
She has a wall so high up that a nigga needs a hurdle to get over it.
Trina has boasted that she is the baddest bitch,
but there is yet to be a ring on that finger.
She was sending crying pictures to Kenyon Martin after he dropped her ass.
That doesn’t sound like the “baddest bitch” to me.
Evelyn Lozada probably has some great Spanish twat,
but it left her engaged for 9 years to Antoine Walker and putting up with bullshit from Ochocino.
She politely told him on national TV that if he wants to fuck some other bitch,
she will buy the condoms.
She also told him that she needs to “like the girl” if they decide to menage.
Excuse me, say what now??!?
… and these are just Vixens!
Don’t even get me started on the gay side of the fence.
Because realistically, we are all a hot ass mess on this side of town.

Every muthafucka thinks their shit is official.
I sometimes have to roll my eyes when I see/hear/smell that bullshit.
We listen to these rap divas and real life bitches and take on their sexual persona.
On social media and even real life,
everyone is bragging they have the tightest walls or the official throat.
But, if all it took was some bomb dome or good Foxtail to “keep a Wolf in the house“…
why is you alone in the crib doing Kegals?
Or, you sitting on a chat site all damn day  going through men like jock straps in the NFL?
Just stop it….

You could have some nice plump lips from “Casa De La SupaHead“,
or even the fattest ripest ass that would put Buffy the Body to shame,
but my question is…

Why are you still single?

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I guess it starred YOU, WOLF, because I don’t know who “he” was.

I had the most intense sex dream last night.
It traveled with me the entire day.
I woke up and nearly started to masturbate.
In in the dream, it starred some Wolf I never met, Me… and a Fox.

Oh yeaaaahhhhh… it was pretty raunchy.

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“I get so dick thrown at me, I got to dodge it like Mario Kart.”

I love whores.
I hate messy whores.
But, I love whores because you learn so much from them.
They are like teachers with a minor in journalism.
I remember the time I actually spoke to a real “stand on the corner” white whore who was a client of my friend’s brother.
She was telling me about how she became a whore, drugs, her pimp, and different fetishes she has dealt with from Wolves.
If you listen, you will learn too.
I got 2 messy whores below who some rappers ran through that have taught me a whoooooooooooooooole lot…

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