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i come from the era of watching “all that” on the weekends.
if i wasn’t playing video games or outside having an adventure,
i was indulging in nickelodeon.
nick cannon was an actor on there and even though i thought he was cute,
he was sooooooooo corny.

sidebar: i did like his song about “don’t tell your dad” or whatever it was called.

who knew that nick cannon would grow up to be such a playboy?
“not i,” said me.
 it seems nick has some alleged pipe leakage that has everyone foaming at the mouth…

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twitter is one social media where i can get news quickly and good porn as well.
what?
twitter usually has the trending news first and has great amateur porn as well.
sex workers use twitter to advertise their best clips for their onlyfans.
don’t be fooled by those clips tho.

They’ll advertise a bomb-ass clip,
make you pay to access their Onlyfans,
and make you pay again to see the full video….
that’s like the same length of the same free clip that’s posted on Twitter.

i think twitter might be trying to get a mop and a bucket.
my left ear went up when they suspended ( x rhyheim shabazz twitter profile ).
my right ear went up when jack dorsey stepped down as ceo.

not sure anyone has heard but,

I resigned from Twitter pic.twitter.com/G5tUkSSxkl

— jack⚡️ (@jack) November 29, 2021

and both eyebrows went up with this latest announcement from twitter safety…

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i hate when “straight” males do gay shenanigans.
showing off their cheeks.
the “i’m not wearing underwear under my grey sweatpants” move.
re-creating the best twerk off to a megan the stallion song on tiktok.
it leads to them crying and making ig pr statements.

“Like,
Boo-Hoo-Hoo…
Why are all these gay males hounding me,
bro?
Tee-tee-tee.
My DMS has more meats than Arbys.
Wah-wah-wah…”

what did you think was gonna happen?
i was on a website that specializes in *cough* christian mingling and saw darryl.
he made his grand entrance on “beefcake hunter” with victor,
a hispanic fox who specializes in making males have their “cum to Jesus” moment.
heavy on the cum.
after the video dropped,
i guess darryl thought he was about to get a lot of single vixen wanting to date him.
a foxholer sent me an alleged tweet that he deleted after getting dragged…

Continue reading “darryl’s creamy milkshake only brought gay men to his yard” →

ya’ll know i’m still depressed over insecure coming to an end,
right?
i’ve been preparing myself for what is about to come.
well,
a foxholer hit me up with this:

this is what kevin savage had to post…

Continue reading “one of the foxholers knows who may be in a future insecure “love” scene” →

 officialjt aka jordan torres has the best tits in the business.
yes,
that wolf’s tits are indeed legits.
they are the right kind of perk and plump that i need in my human body pillows.

 

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officialjt is a big deal in the land of the attentionistos.
everyone was begging for him to get an onlyfans.

You know if you are sexy,
then your next option is starting one.

your Gods listened and your dry mouths have been granted…

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between all this nonsense happening with attentionisto,
flash brown,
there is a vixen involved.
maybe 2?
yes,
there will always be a vixen (or gay male) to stand by a sus man.

when we “love” someone,
we tend to look past all the things that are wrong with them.
the foxhole is pretty into this story tbh.
an f-bi sent me the new tatt that flash got for his current partner.
you’ll never guess where…

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