STAY UP AT 555 AM AND ROMEO JOHNSON WILL BLESS YOU

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apparently,
the party actually happens at 555 am on social media.
how crazy because i haven’t been sleeping.
romeo johnson aka @giraffe908,
the star of ( x his “onlypans” ),
decided to bless his followers at 555 in the other morning.
one of the f-bi was up and sent me this…

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ANTONIO BROWN MIGHT BE STARRING IN AN ONLY FANS SOON?

another only fans?
from the following story,
it seems our good baller wolf,

antonio brown,
wanted this released to an attentionista’s onlyfans too.
ab couldn’t resist the sweet nectar that has ruined many men like him before.
the night before ( x “stormed off”-gate ),
he was allegedly up inside the rabid nectar of onlyfans creator,
ava louise.

 

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she sent a shit ton of receipts to “daily mail” about her adventure that night:

he kept his shirt on during this sexcapade?
he snuck her to his hotel and she claims he wanted her to post the videos to her onlyfans

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THE TYPE OF D*CK WE DON’T WANT IN 222 (CNN APPROVED)

cnn always has the best nye celebrations.
the reporters let their hair down and the ratchet comes flying out.
from cousin donny droppin’ it low:

to andy cohen letting it all fly out about deblasio:

andy don’t give no fucks,
do he?
well dulcé sloan,
a comedian who was hosting a segment down in new orleans with cousin donny,
 decided to share her new year’s resolution with the world…

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so much sex that he was blue in the face

blueface is the kind of wolf you would see on your high school basketball team.
he is popular and everyone has a crush on him.
because of him being tall and probably has a nice-sized penis,
he has ran through most of the vixens and probably a few teachers.
in this hyper-sexual era of our lives,
people today have a ton of bodies.
blueface claims he has more than a few bodies in the last 6 months

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in the metaverse, we’ll be starring in porn and digitally smashin for hours!

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i’m gonna font it:

A majority of gay male’s minds are warped due to all the porn we consume.

it’s the reason we mourn tumblr,
a site dedicated to sharing images and videos.
take two left turns and it’s all porn everything on someone’s twitter timeline.
some gays wake up to jerk off or be sexually stimulated all day.
i remember i was on a website and i watched a scene that was pretty good to me.
all the comments about the scene were so interesting.

“UGH IT WAS BORING!
HE DIDN”T FUCK HIM HARD ENOUGH.
SKIP!”

it’s like if someone isn’t getting fucked into oblivion then the scene was wack.
it made me wonder:

Do gay men know what real sex looks and feels like anymore?

i was reading an interview with the 19-year-old pop vixen,
billie eilish,
and her story on being addicted to porn at 11 years old sounded pretty familiar for us…

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the xxxcontentsuck1 files (with the straight rapper and the straight porn star?)

it’s no secret most males love their dicks getting sucked.
as a majority of males in the foxhole,
we can attest to how good it feels to have a warm throat on our meat sticks.

It is also no secret that males give better gawk gawk 2000 than vixens.

not even teanna trump could take the title for a gay male on a mission.


it’s something to do with stronger jaw muscles and men knowing what other men like.
it can be similar to a vixen eatin’ out another vixen.
an f-bi sent me a youtube of an alleged scandal brewing under the surface.
one that involved a straight rapper,
a straight porn star,
and a gay onlyfans human hoover vacuum.
this is what kemjem tv had to report…

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