…why is ^this ignorance even okay?
so ^this is the new popular meme degrading black vixens!
i guess this is the “memorial day weekend” edition.
sadly the most retweets/jokes are from black hyenas.
here is an example of another…
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so this personal trainer wolf is looking for someone.
his name is danny wagster from the uk.
you know i like my personal trainer wolves.
well the issue with this one is he has had a lot of “someones”.
by a lot,
i mean…
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“t.i.” and “guns” just don’t mix.
now coming from new yawk,
i know where i just wouldn’t go.
any place with an abundance of pineapples is out the question.
t.i. had a concert at irving plaza in new yawk last night.
this is what happened…
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nothing beats “hoe” tales from all sexes and orientations.
we live vicariously through hoes because:

a) they smash the animals we secretly desire
b) they are usually honest how it all went down
c) they are fearless and live by the motto “YOLO”

some straight wolves tend to exaggerate their stories tho.
unless they got videos and receipts…
well what happens when you are a teenage vixen,
let 25 wolves run the train on you,
and did alla this in your school bathroom?
well it sounds like her life is about to get interesting.
this is what people had to say about it…
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i don’t get why animals do this.
they create a spectacle,
get caught up,
and then have to admit they lied to the world.
no pride?
well remember ( x this story ) with pastor jordan brown?
he is the gay pastor who accused whole foods of writing a gay slur on a cake.
well look at the outcome…
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too late azealia…
your banishment is still on “high priority”.
i say stay on silent mode,
make good music,
and let your art speak from prison.
we will never forget what flew out your big mouth.
i’m sure the forests will lower your banishment in a few years.
maybe…

picture credited: instagram