Category: JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES
hit me under your burner account so we can creep on the low (kitten)

most people have a lurker or burner account on social media.
i mean i can’t judge because i have one.
honesty hour: i was lurking on my crush’s ig even before officially meeting him.
hell,
sometimes i still lurk even though we follow each other.
i don’t want him to know i get heart eyes every time he posts something.
shrug
i have no shame in admitting that.
you shouldn’t feel shamed either.

many blue checks have burner pages that aren’t run by their pr teams.
hell,
beyonce even has a secret snapchat.
some people make fake accounts to:
– lurk on exes/crushes/exes new love interests
– follow people they hate to slaughter them in group chats
– indulge in same sex situations without judgment
– freaks
– don’t want folks to find out their love of knitting and cross dressing
acting wolf,
armie hammer (catch me if you can),
doesn’t care about a lurksta.
as you know a few years ago,
he got caught up on twitter for ( x liking bdsm and bondage kink ).
last week,
he got a divorce from his wife,
but all of his alleged cheating from his “blue check” ig came out yesterday…
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the rona is over so take your mask off, go outside, and wave the american flag

we should be really scared of our government.
no,
i’m being serious.
the trump administration is so lax about the rona is absolutely baffling.
they are urging schools and other things to open up,
yet folks are still catching this virus in rapid numbers.
folks are dying and our president is literally walking through a garden of roses.
he is literally trying not to breathe in that shit is stinkin’.
it’s really ridiculous and downright terrifying.
so trump’s administration is stopping all reporting from the cdc about the rona via “ny times“…
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hakeem lyon aka bryshere gray is drip droppin’ the career down the toilet

when “empire” first started…
first off,
the turn of terror that “empire” even took is baffling…
… but you couldn’t tell the vixens that hakeem lyon wasn’t sexy.
he was even a snack in bet’s “new edition story“.
i thought bryshere gray was headed to a successful acting career,
but he has been getting into a lot of random dumb shit.
today,
he was arrested for alleged domestic violence issues…
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let me show you how much money i got (feels like attentionisto time)

“Money comes easily and frequently.”
that is one of my favorite affirmations.
money is something we shouldn’t feel any lack about.
hell,
we shouldn’t feel lack about anything we desire.
feeling lack is the worst thing you can do to anything you want.
we have it in abundance already so there is no need to beg for it.
i saw a video on twitter that i wanted to share with the foxhole.
it was a stripper showing how much money she keeps in her purse…
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malik joseph had an altercation at compound in atl over the weekend

i’ll start off by saying i think malik joseph is really handsome.
he pretty pretty.
i like to start things off positively.
he is ( x one of the ) freak twitter/onlyfans forest dwellers.
i can see why tanksnlove is ( x always touching on him ).
malik was in attendance at compound in atl over the weekend.
as you know,
it was ( x “henny bottle-gate” ) during one fight over the weekend.
well malik was in a fight in his own too.
i don’t know if this was before or after the fight:
If you’re in my section, make sure you’re supposed to be there pic.twitter.com/qmeJQUOQ0b
— MalikJoseph (@themalikjoseph) July 6, 2020
but this was his how his brawl went down…
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mayor keisha lance bottoms is another example for some to still ignore

atlanta has been on some new shit ever since they opened up.
you’d think it was only just white folks acting a fool,
but i’ve seen quite a few “us” with no cares in the world.
This was before the shooting on Edgewood / auburn! ATLANTA ALWAYS TURNT pic.twitter.com/Xgndc5Dqa1
— SoTa (@sota_jahra) July 5, 2020
well mayor keisha lance bottoms had something to tweet on her twitter…
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