i’ve heard many rumors over the years about ellen.

Ellen is a demon!!!

allegedly.
i’ve heard of people who worked under her,
or at that job,
that left with no good stories to share.
a boss who isn’t toxic won’t have their work environment like that.
it made me disappointed in ellen.
she is “dory” in “finding nemo” dammit!
i mean hell…
she came out and still made a way despite the obstacles in her path.
well this news hit and it’s about to be a wash via “variety“…

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you can tell a person’s mind by the shit they say.
draya is way too beautiful to be this stupid.
well actually,
sometimes that goes hand in hand.
she was recently on a podcast where she talked about megan thee stallion’s situation.
as you know,
she was in a scandal with tory lanez and she ended up getting shot in the foot.
draya said this about it….

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i thought kanye was running for president in 2024.
i didn’t think he was trying to be on the ballot for this term.
either way,
i wonder if chance the rapper regrets tweeting this:

because at a recent kanye rally in south carolina,
he gon’ say about harriet tubman…
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tyrese devon haspil.
a handsome young 21 year old hyena.
like,
super villain type of hyena.
he was a personal assistant since he was 16 to tech ceo,
fahim saleh.

well tyrese is accused of killing fahim,
which is the talk of the tech forests right now.
this is how it was done via “intelligencer“…

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ignorance.
those numbers represent ignorance to me.
in a pandemic of epic proportions,
that hasn’t gone away no matter what 45 tells us,
people are still being reckless with their (and others) health.
even if you have no symptoms,
others in your family might not escape the wrath of the rona.
a foxholer sent me a story about someone’s son who infected his whole family.
why?
well via “the daily mail“…
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most people have a lurker or burner account on social media.
i mean i can’t judge because i have one.

honesty hour: i was lurking on my crush’s ig even before officially meeting him.
hell,
sometimes i still lurk even though we follow each other.
i don’t want him to know i get heart eyes every time he posts something.
shrug

i have no shame in admitting that.
you shouldn’t feel shamed either.

many blue checks have burner pages that aren’t run by their pr teams.
hell,
beyonce even has a secret snapchat.
some people make fake accounts to:

– lurk on exes/crushes/exes new love interests
– follow people they hate to slaughter them in group chats
– indulge in same sex situations without judgment
– freaks
– don’t want folks to find out their love of knitting and cross dressing

acting wolf,
armie hammer (catch me if you can),
doesn’t care about a lurksta.
as you know a few years ago,
he got caught up on twitter for ( x liking bdsm and bondage kink ).
last week,
he got a divorce from his wife,
but all of his alleged cheating from his “blue check” ig came out yesterday…

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