Category: JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES
I DUNNO HOW YA’LL CAN STILL “DO” KANYE WEST
one of the foxholers posted this on his ig stories today.
i am so glad that i wrote kanye’s banishment papers when i did.
i listened to “famous” the other day but for rihanna’s part.
i can’t listen to his music without feeling turned off.
even my fav graduation don’t hit the same for me.
every time he does something,
it seems to be worst than the last.
this was also posted on the foxholer’s ig stories…
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HE WAS RAPED UNTIL DEATH AND NO ONE CAME FOR HIS SCREAMS
we always joke around when someone does something heinous…
“Big Bubba is gonna violate his bootyhole in prison.”
…and don’t get me wrong,
some do deserve an ( x what cersei did to the sept ) end,
but stories like this one are actually pretty fucked up.
a family is suing a jail in philly for the death of their relative.
the relative was raped repeatedly until he died last year.
his screams for help went unanswered via “the root”.
this is how it all went down…
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THE STRAIGHTS HAVE OUTDONE THE GAYS THESE DAYS WITH SEX
i love when the tables turn.
it’s a good feeling.
it can make me horny for hours.
nothing better than when idiots get eggs all over their faces.
it seems that hiv isn’t a “gay issue” these days.
a foxholer sent me this to share with the class…
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“DON’T SAY GAY” DOWN IN FLORIDA?
what is happening in flordia?
nice beaches,
great weather,
sexy males,
and a shit ton of idiots.
to think,
i was supposed to live there.
my God said “NOPE”.
i feel like it’s an alternate dimension down there.
i see why bugs bunny decided to cut that shit off:
he was way ahead of his time.
florida doesn’t want ya’ll saying the word “gay” down there.
“don’t say gay” is the latest bill and desantis might be backing it…
HOW TO GET F*CKED ROUGH BRUTALLY AND LOSE THE COURT CASE
if you look at my most gay’s porn history,
some gays think rough sex means a solid sexual experience.
i feel like rough sex can look good on onlyfans.
phatrabbitkiller,
i’m looking at you:
And one for bleach with all the footprints and blood he be leaving on folks’ white sheets ????
— Rhyheim (@RhyheimX) February 1, 2022
in the real forest,
sometimes you want to be fucked ROUGH.
like,
you walk in the door and your manz randomly throws you on the table.
i love the “make up sex” version of rough sex tbh.
i want some daddy issues.
“Yes Daddy…
light hoke
I won’t have a smart ass mouth anymore…
smack across ass“
that just raises my endorphins to helium levels in my soul.
i’ll cook a negro a 5-star breakfast after that kind of shit.
rough sex can cause a lot of wear and tear on your foxhole if done too much.
it should never look like this tho:
mlb baller wolf,
trevor bauer of the dodgers,
was asked to do some brutal rough sex with ^that she-jackal.
she decided to claim he did it purposely and tried to ruin his career.
a judge ruled this via “tmz“…
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MY ISSUE WITH YA’LL AND THIS SPOTIFY AND JOE ROGAN SAGA
i’m gonna font a controversial statement about joe rogan and spotify.
so i don’t listen to joe rogan.
as long as spotify started pushing podcasts,
i never saw one ad prompting me to listen to anything joe rogan.
i’m not interested in his kind of content.
with him,
i be like mariah in these forests:
he has a particular stan base that loves his shit.
he has been allegedly saying controversial statements about the vaccines.
because of what he has been saying,
a majority of artists have been pulling their music off spotify.
once they started doing it,
spotify users started canceling their accounts.
this is where my controversial statement comes on…
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