i love when the tables turn.
it’s a good feeling.
it can make me horny for hours.
nothing better than when idiots get eggs all over their faces.
it seems that hiv isn’t a “gay issue” these days.
a foxholer sent me this to share with the class…

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what is happening in flordia?
nice beaches,
great weather,
sexy males,
and a shit ton of idiots.
to think,
i was supposed to live there.
my God said “NOPE”.
i feel like it’s an alternate dimension down there.
i see why bugs bunny decided to cut that shit off:

he was way ahead of his time.
florida doesn’t want ya’ll saying the word “gay” down there.
“don’t say gay” is the latest bill and desantis might be backing it…

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if you look at my most gay’s porn history,
some gays think rough sex means a solid sexual experience.
i feel like rough sex can look good on onlyfans.
phatrabbitkiller,
i’m looking at you:

And one for bleach with all the footprints and blood he be leaving on folks’ white sheets ????

— Rhyheim (@RhyheimX) February 1, 2022

in the real forest,
sometimes you want to be fucked ROUGH.
like,
you walk in the door and your manz randomly throws you on the table.
i love the “make up sex” version of rough sex tbh.
i want some daddy issues.

“Yes Daddy…
light hoke
I won’t have a smart ass mouth anymore…
smack across ass“

that just raises my endorphins to helium levels in my soul.
i’ll cook a negro a 5-star breakfast after that kind of shit.
rough sex can cause a lot of wear and tear on your foxhole if done too much.
it should never look like this tho:

mlb baller wolf,
trevor bauer of the dodgers,
was asked to do some brutal rough sex with ^that she-jackal.
she decided to claim he did it purposely and tried to ruin his career.
a judge ruled this via “tmz“…

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i’m gonna font a controversial statement about joe rogan and spotify.
so i don’t listen to joe rogan.
as long as spotify started pushing podcasts,
i never saw one ad prompting me to listen to anything joe rogan.
i’m not interested in his kind of content.
with him,
i be like mariah in these forests:

he has a particular stan base that loves his shit.
he has been allegedly saying controversial statements about the vaccines.
because of what he has been saying,
a majority of artists have been pulling their music off spotify.
once they started doing it,
spotify users started canceling their accounts.
this is where my controversial statement comes on…

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it feels like so many people are angry these days.
it’s like the slightest thing will set someone off.
sometimes it feels like you’re walking on eggshells with people.
don’t say or do the wrong thing because they’ll cold clock you.
who knew a piece of steak would send 40 people into a massive brawl?
i didn’t know folks got down like this at the golden corral…

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*contains spoilers

i’ve imagined this is how older closeted males get when they are fed tf up.
they hate their families and the “straight” lives they chose.
i’m talking about the ain’t shit ones like cal jacobs,
played by eric dane,
from euphoria.
on last night’s episode,
he left my mouth wide TF open when he came home drunk as shit.
when i font you that i wasn’t ready for that dragging he ensued on them…

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