i’m rubber and your lube is super glue (your dick enters me and now i’m stuck to you!)

imagine a wolf enters you,
i mean really giving you ALL those inches,
and then…
he doesn’t pull out.
that’s because he legit can’t pull out because he’s stuck.
why?

His wife found out he was on the DL and she replaced his lube with super glue.

a foxholer sent me the following video and…

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here is some muscle soup with covid crackers on the side (trill clinton)

like i told the foxhole,
my life doesn’t change with or without the jab.
we are in the midst of a global pandemic and i don’t trust a word the cdc says.
between them and our leadership,
they fumbled the bag by giving folks false hope about being jabbed and maskless.
as the months went on,
we all came to realize:

let’s have a font about trill clinton aka @astatesman,
who is pictured above.
i’ve been peepin’ him for a while now and i think he is sexy af.
an educated wolf >
so he got fully jabbed in feburary and ended up catching that delta recently.
he tweeted his first-hand account on how it went down and his symptoms

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dababy will be refereed to as “dadownbad” (or “dadownbadbaby”?)

you know when you open the oven after you preheat it and all that heat comes out?

 that is dababy.
he opened the oven and his little ass fell tf in.
you know when you’re in that “idc” phase,
your adrenaline is pumping with massive amounts of “no fucks to give”.
once it (and you) start to come down,
you start seeing how much land that you burned.
i loved this pr apology that he posted on his ig:

 

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because anyone with common sense knows he didn’t formulate those sentences.

right after dababy posted that,
he started to see how much he actually scorched in his nonsense…

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AHT! AHT! AHT! you thought you was free of masks but the cdc might be changing its tune

the cdc was reckless when they told folks to galivant out here without masks on.
i try to have my mask on 99% of the time when i’m out in these forests.
folks went wild; jamari fox didn’t.
as the rona continues to eat up the united states,
it looks like it’s all eyes on the cdc.
apparently…

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who is ready to see fuck bois on yet another dating show?

dating shows” these days have the same setup.
it’s a bunch of “beautiful” singles,
who look they were copy/pasted from ig,
hoping to find a match on live tv.
let’s ignore that their dms and texts are bursting with potential admirers.
oh no!
they need to show the world why they are actually single.


hbo max” has a new dating show coming out called…

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you f’d with chika and amiyah scott, you’re pretty much a done deal.

so before i start,
i want to say that i fux with chika real heavy.
her music has shown what a tremendous talent she is within the LGBT community.

 

during the weekend,
she got into it with brandon anthony:

…who has done some acting,
but promotes parties within the LGBT community as well.
allegedly,
brandon didn’t give chika the same promo or pay to host a la black pride event.
you can catch up ——> ( x here ).
i had some thoughts about the whole situation…

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