did that man who runs that platform call justin trudeau a “girl”?

WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS???????
AND WHY AM I IN IT?????

did elon musk call the “soon to be ex” prime minister of canada,
justin trudeau,
“girl”?

according to pop base on his x-twitter…

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i want everyone in every country to know this man stank

This is my favorite deodorant.

it doesn’t leave white spots on the armpits of your shirts.
the things we do to go viral should be studied.
compassion out; stone cold pyschopath in.
you never know when you’re going to be recorded to be embarrassed.
not just embarrassed for your school or block…

…but for the entire forests to laugh at you.

i understand someone might not be wearing deodorant and stinkin’ up the joint,
but did the following need to be recorded so the entire planet knew?…

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don’t honor jimmy carter because our new president is alive and kicking (up dust)

The following doesn’t even hit the same once I saw our new president doesn’t even write his posts.

president jimmy carter bid this life adieu on the 29th of december.
like all presidents in this country,
their deaths are always honored.
every american flag is flown at half-mast for 30 days.

( x read it here )
unfortunately,
the new president being sworn is around this moment.
not a slight against him but ya know,
what america has pretty much always done.
are we surprised his ghost writers took to his platform to flip theeee fuck out…

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i won’t have sex with my white man for a week if my mind is on racism

So you know how this one here went viral for not being able to get a manz?

i was on the fence before but now i’m off the fence after i saw these videos…

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why would any of us want to have sex with you after this video?

so let me start off by fonting that he isn’t ugly.
he kinda resembles frank ocean if you squint and turn your head.
personally,
no one is truly ugly because there is someone for everyone.

this fox posted the following that has gone viral:

but i have a few thoughts after listening to what he said…

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you are lacking the substance (do you want it?)

I haven’t been this shaken by a movie since “Requiem for a Dream”.
There is another one I saw that I don’t know the name but I never forget it either.
That movie dragged me through the trenches of addiction.

The ending of that movie left terrified of ever going there myself.

at 3 a.m tho,
curled up on my couch watching “the substance“,
i found myself stuck in pure horror…

and then running to my bathroom to vomit.
yes,
i threw TF up watching that movie…

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