X marks the Fox that a wild theory brewing:

Are all the hot guys locked up?

when we were young,
the adults would tell us horror stories about going to jail.
“don’t drop the soap” was one of them.
it was always some scary jackal named “big bubba” ready to snatch our manhood.

the idea of prison is that when a male goes in there,
he may be subjected to getting raped and even killed.

Well,
scratch that because this timeline is telling us something else.

apparently,
it’s a whole different story now.
dating in the outside forests has been the pits,
but going to jail is being glamorized as an “all you can eat in penis” buffet.
tokeyo said on “queer documentary” that he had fun he had in jail…

Add the wrestling lady somewhere in there.

the whispers were getting louder.
everyone was complaining that trump didn’t pick any black folks for his cabinet.
all the usual suspects like candace owens and herschel walker?
left on read.
tim scott married a white vixen only to be an after thought.
bryon donalds was hoping for a seat but that hope is running dry…

Donalds: All I will say is, I am not surprised that I have not been named, but that does not mean I'm not going to do other things in the future.

Coates: Has they asked you?

Donalds: No, there are some other things that I’m looking at pic.twitter.com/Bl3LXGRbG3

— Acyn (@Acyn) November 21, 2024

trump said he’s tired of ya’ll complaining and hired a DEI for one of the jobs.
so who is the lucky one?
the one that was waiting in the wings for his time to shine?

it happens to be an ex-baller wolf…

The Dominican Jackal hit a sour note and it looks like he’s out of tune.

yesterday,
khalid got outed.
the response?
the fastest “yeah, and?” in history.

the outer,
hugo d almonte,
just gave us a reason to remember his name for something besides his music…

The ghost of scandals past finally laid to rest.

in today’s “things that happened last decade…” news,
jussie smollett’s saga has officially come to an end,
courtesy of the illinois supreme court.
per tmz…

Have you ever wondered why we spend so much time trying to be “better” for people who wouldn’t recognize better if it hit them over the head?

for most of my life,
i was a rule-follower.
at work,
with family,
in friendships,
and let’s not even font about looking for a partner.
i bent over backward trying to be the version of “better” everyone claimed they wanted.
they’d say they needed someone dependable,
thoughtful,
or different from all the “bad” they’d experienced before.
like a fool with a savior complex,
i tried to be the answer to their complaints.
here’s what they don’t tell you about following the rules…

Meagan Good is starting in a new production.
It’s called “Why Is This Happening?”

Foxhole,
i feel like i’ve been in a state of confusion all 2024.
to add to my long list of confusion,
my sis just dropped a bombshell at the ebony 100 gala.
what was supposed to be a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it fling with jonathan majors…