In today‘s installment of “Did we need this?” news…

looks like our billionaires are officially out of hobbies.
one tanks twitter and is eying to tank the country next.
the other shows why facebook was the better career choice.
mark zuckerberg,
working with t-pain that we plan on dragging later,
decided to give us an acoustic version of “to the window, to the wall”.

Foxhole…

Compliment: Ex-Baller Wolf,
Robert Griffin III.
looks much better now.
Someone finally told him his past hairstyle was not in style for his face.

Is RGIII channeling his inner kumbaya caped crusader,
but is anyone buying it?

“dear america,
this is a safe space…“
is how he started off his post on elon’s swamp.
in his tweet…

“You drunk poison to teach someone else a lesson.”

ya know,
i’m seeing this discourse about why kamala harris supposedly “lost”,
and the takes are giving high-key delusion.

“She had too many celebrity endorsements.”
“She wasn’t a good speaker.”
“She wasn’t black enough.”
“She never talked policies.”
“She clung too close to biden.”

interestingly enough,
the other candidate did all of those those things but it’s ignored.
let’s be 110%,
kamala pulled together a pretty damn sharp campaign in just 90 days.
she put in the work and tried something different than the others.
the reality is…

Lady Liberty is giving her toxic ex another chance.

he’s been begging and coppin’ pleas to get her back.
just when we thought we’d seen the last of him,
she lets him back in.
unlike the last time he was with her,
back in 2016,
he is coming with a bunch of new friends.
tbh,
it’s not like lady liberty’s been her strongest self lately..

I feel like I’ve been lied to!!!

it’s like i just found out santa doesn’t exist and that really isn’t mickey walking round disney.

1 – I wanted to catch Santa in the act because I was always a little investigator.
I woke up and saw my mother and step father putting my presents under the tree.

2 – Went to Disney as a kid and when i hugged Minnie Mouse,
I saw white skin under the black stockings.

all this time,
i thought trump was running his social media.
every single tweet or truth social came from his fingers from his own phone.
like,
no matter the time of day,
he picked up his phone to type his nonsense.
in my head,
he only had one app on his phone that they taught him how to use.
i saw this today…

Azealia Banks was a vision.

she came out around a time that no female rapper was doing what she did.
tbh,
she has stayed consistent throughout the years.
currently,
no other female rapper is doing what she does.
as we know,
azealia has a black belt in dragging.
i think her heavy white stan base,
and the occasional black on-lookers who loves when she drags someone they hate,
are her biggest stans.
someone came for her and she decided to drag the entire gay community…