kawana jenkins is probably never leaving the crib again.
at this moment,
she is probably looking for a cushy WFH job.
this is before she dyes her hair,
loses weight,
and becomes “trudy eloise jackson“.
this is all in my head btw.
kawana WAS a detention officer in ga but now she is fired.
why?
this is what a foxholer sent me…

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i’ve noticed people in relationships/marriages flex about the weirdest shit.
when the relationship ends after all the flexing,
you gotta ask:

“It was so perfect so what happened?”

larsa pippen,
the ex of scottie pippen,
has got michael jordan’s son in her tentacles.
she went on wwhl and andy asked her about her past marriage to scottie.
she gon say…

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when we are young,
some of us live a very fast life.
we drink,
drug,
and party with no apologies.

All of that can catch up with us as we get older.

young ma is no stranger to living a fast life.
she likes to have a good time but it seems it’s catching up…

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ya know,
i like when i take my days off.

THE FOXHOLE ALWAYS WELCOMES ME BACK TO MESS!

…and you know i love mess.
this time,
a foxholer updated me on some mess involving cleiton lobo.
his mask may have flown off quick.
i saw this on my notifications as i turned on my phone:

cleiton is an alleged violent “maybe bisexual” drunk mess.
alexandré valenzuela aka @alexjairus came with all kinds of receipts…

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we may be entering “the handmaid’s tale “era but with everyone.
i blame society tho.
they wanna bully randoms for their views but not those in power.
this whole streaming service shit was our fault tbh.
no one brought to light that bill about net neutrality until it was too late.

everything is a package or subscription we have to pay extra for.
after the abortion ban,
i had a feeling they were gonna come for our necks even more.
tennessee just passed a bill that may catch on in other southern states…

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what wasted…
talent?
he wasn’t really attractive and he was a grumpy asshole on the show,
welcome to sweetie pies.
tim norton got his day of reckoning for having his nephew killed.
( x see all entry here )
we will probably never see that hippypotamus again because…

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