Category: “DUH”
“where are the two black people to speak out and save us from this doom?”

it was nice to see white people outside on saturday,
feets to ground about what’s going down in this country.
now that the forests are a tail spin towards another layer of hell,
people are asking:
“Where is Obama?”
bad enough:
“Where is Kamala?

they should be at their homes watching cozily from afar.
one hasn’t been president in years; the other?
um…
should jonathan majors get comfortable with looking like the villain?

something told me to wait a minute about jonathan majors.
just chill jamari,
just chill.
when i saw the trailer for “magazine dreams“:
he can act and has a nice bawdy.
those things are facts but he is still weird.
allegedly,
in this audio from “rolling stone“,
it seems he admits to all that he claimed he never did…
i think he wanted a twink with a lethal mouth as his first time with a male

Anytime I hear about curious males experimenting with other males,
it always makes me cringe tbh.
they say it’s not for them when clearly,
they chose the WRONG male to be their first.
for some,
the options are slim and the fear of getting caught is high.
so they get with someone with muscles or ultra-masculine…
When they clearly needed someone who was more feminine,
little to no bawdy hair,
and the bawdy party they were looking for.
acting/cannibal jackal,
armie hammer,
made me think of this in his recent revelation on his podcast.
he admitted he hopped on grindr to hook up with another male.
alas…
the DEI hires that won the super bowl let us know about that white house invite

Anytime I see NFL baller wolf,
Jalen Hurts,
“Luther” from Kendrick plays in my head.
we don’t need to get into how fione jalen is.
i will say i’m seeing more and more males trying to emulate “90s fine” now.
i’m starting to see fresh haircuts and clothes that actually fit now.
after every super bowl,
the winning team goes to the white house to meet with the president.
for the second super bowl win in a row,
the eagles...
“sorry i haven’t been a friend to you. i’ve been getting f*cked stupid.”

Have you ever noticed how some people treat friendships like a waiting room until their relationship is ready?
growing up,
i went through hell with jackals so i mastered the art of the swerve early.
to this day,
people are still salty i dropped them like a bad habit.

it was never about me being a bad friend or two faced.
it was about them and their fucked up behavior.
too-da-loo bitch.
you know what really grinds my gears tho?…
and just like that, they made our d!cks go soft (sigh)

Gay culture,
Black gay twitter,
Black gay IG,
and the Foxhole makes and breaks these attentionistos.
there was a white wolf that came across my feed last year.
he was part of a trio of sexy wolves from montana.i should have known the following from montana.
their brand is cosplaying as cowboys.
imo,
he was the sexiest out the three,
even though the one who dated kristin cavallari is who everyone wants to fuck.

i watched his snap every day because of his biceps,
pecs,
and his print.
he is also really handsome too and i was enjoying his content until…
Two weeks ago,
He took a trip with one of the others in the group to that place our new president lives.
He tried to pretend he wasn’t there until he got caught and came clean.
He was posing with the new presidents pictures and said,
“this place is lit!”.
…and that was the end of that.
i unfollowed with the quickness and never looked back.
even though this wolf didn’t have a freak twitter,
^that tweet above is funny because it’s so true.
i’d like to add some more to the list that turn me off…




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