Category: ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!… NO ITS JUST RATCHET
sexyy red wants us to know she and the hood love trump!

there are some people we should already know better.
it’s not like they don’t show us who they are.
we just choose not to believe it “until“.
Until… they show their ignorance
Until… they show how uneducated they are
Until… they let their ghetto behavior run wild
rapping she-jackal,
sexyy red,
has been shown us she is that one.
she let us know she is a stan of trump too…
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nicki and cardi’s huzzbands have entered the group chat we are forced to be in

i love nicki’s music.
i love cardi’s charisma.
i’ll still listen to pink print 2 and whatever cardi has coming up.
i’m gonna keep it 110 because the truth is in between these two:
Nicki and Cardi are both equally annoying as of late.
you couldn’t tell me weaves wasn’t gonna be flying at the vmas this year.
i just knew they were gonna fight on stage.
it would have taken my rating of the show from c+ to b.
since that day,
they sure are going about their beef like passive-aggressive karens.
these two are from new yawk so i’m confused about this behavior.
well,
i see the end is probably going to be near…
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why are ya’ll shocked or stressed that halle bailey is pregnant?

i think it’s in our best interest to stop seeing “the pretty” in someone.
by that,
meaning they should choose “the right thing” because of how they look.
some of us associate attractiveness with purity/common sense.
i don’t know who halle bailey is trying to fool…
…but she looks very pregnant here,
there,
and everywhere.
if she isn’t,
she is eating good off that ariel check.
everyone is stressed and upset that is might be pregnant.
they are saying that her rapper of a jackal,
ddg,
doesn’t deserve her or her eggs.

here is something to consider…
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i wonder if he cleans up his sperm from the backseat of his cop car?

i don’t mess with cops too tough…
…but if i met one that looked like ^this Dominican stallion,
he could do me in the cop car,
on the cop car,
under the cop car,
and through the cop car.
all jokes aside (kinda) but cops are fascinating creatures.
some of them don’t know what to do with their power.
many of them love to cheat with hookers and even their partners.
like ( x these two cops who would have sex loud in their cop car ).
a jackal in blue named francesco marlett from maryland has no chill.
he was caught boldly having relations with his side-hoe in his backseat…
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mustang get cut by dababy because of dajackals

sometimes,
we have to realize some people never change.
i don’t understand how porn hyrbid,
mustang,
didn’t see the writing on the wall tbh.
When someone shows you who they are; believe them
he went into the dababy video thinking he had a clean slate…

but dajackals got him cut from the video…
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the mercury retrograde brought darius jackson back to keke palmer (aww cutes!)

when i was dealing with the work wolf issue,
i didn’t think i’d ever leave him alone tbh.
i’ll be 100 with you:
If he would have opened the gate for a re-do,
I would have gone back with my tail tucked between my legs.
when i look back at that rough time in my life,
The Foxhole legit dragged me so hard and i’m grateful.
i think God made us separate for all the right reasons.
it couldn’t be seen back then but it was the plan for now.
Did we really think Keke Palmer was going to completely leave her baby daddy,
Darius Jackson?
survey says…
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