i don’t think prison was in the cards for lil nas x but here we are

oof,
lil nas x,
if you are trolling for album sales,
ima need you to hit up that safe word like NOW.

“BANANAS”
“OXYCONTIN”
“HELP”

i saw this pop up from “the neighborhood talk” and:

double oof BUT this actually could be a good thing,
especially for someone like LNX.
in my head…

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i thought they would like me because i fit in with the straights smh

for the life of me,
i don’t get anyone doing anything against their best interest.
it might be the mentality of:

“it won’t happen to me because i’m a special snowflake.”

robby soave,
a conservative from the platform “the hill and rising“,
formed an audience off division.

an audience who thinks everything that isn’t christian,
a cowboy,
or white
is out of the question.
here are some of his takes:

well after being married to a vixen for over 10 years:

he decided to try something new.

TWINKS

he posted that he got engaged to another male in sicily.

i was expecting a lumberjack type of bear but okay.
next husband.
the responses from his audience to his special moment…

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“something something something” nicki minaj and dez bryant going at it…

i wish nicki minaj would put all her grievances in her music.
imagine what that album would sound like?
when you have built a platform for your venting tho,
the ideas for the music comes second.
nicki and a random ex nfl baller,
dez bryant,
went at it on x-twitter.
it started with “something something something“,
jerry jones:

“something something something“,
roc nation…

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the girl that got glue stuck in her hair is a movie star!

sometimes,
i ask myself:
what forest am i living in right now?
it’s seems like a combo platter of:

a) a dream
b) a whole other timeline
c) hell
d) God’s new vision for the unserious

e) all of the above

absolutely nothing makes sense anymore.
tbh,
i don’t nothing will ever be the same.
we are too far down this circus to come out the other side.
remember ^that vixen up there?
she is the one that put the gorilla glue in her hair?

her name is tessa and because we are in the forest of the unserious,
she is going to star in a movie about,
well…

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south park burns it all down and has 1.5 billion reasons to do it

i was such a stan of “south park” growing up.
when the movie came out,
i saw it opening weekend.
i fell off due to life and moving around a lot so i couldn’t keep up.
as you know,
or didn’t,
but “late night with stephen colbert” was cancelled due to our current president and paramount
.

that administration should have never done this because it set off a chain reaction.
once matt and trey,
the makers of south park,
signed that 1.5b deal for 5 years on paramount.
..

The same Paramount that had a hand in cancelling Stephen Colbert...

well,
the gloves came off and…

these are snippets of whats to come for season 27…

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shaq promises to give RG3 a sammich if he keeps fonting about angel reese

add “knuckle” before sammich.

Weren’t people talking about RG3 looks back when he played in the NFL?

since he married that white vixen,
he seems to have adopted passive aggression.

he posted a x-tweet calling out racism targeted towards wnba baller vixen,
angel reese:

…but posted the picture further drawing attention to the racism.
like,
what was he even thinking?

oh,
i know:

He wasn’t.

big baller ex-nba wolf,
shaq,
came to angel’s defense and made a promise to RG3 if he didn’t stop…

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