^this would make a great tinder profile picture.
it says i’m a gentle giant,
with a great smile,
who loves animals,
and i have bawdy underneath my clothes.
it helps he is an nfl baller wolf who plays for the cleveland browns as well.
 meet joseph jackson who is allegedly on the dating site,
tinder.
an f-bi sent me his alleged tinder profile screenshots and…

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people really like mychal kendricks.
i mean,
who wouldn’t?
he is handsome,
has a great personality,
and those bubbly cheeks of his…

x his tail up

chek’s kiss.
did it seem like he was wilder compared to how quiet he is now?
well as you know,
mychal was being investigated for insider trading in 2018.
he pleaded guilty.
 after this case getting pushed back 1700 times,
they finally reached a verdict…

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is it wrong to say i feel like michael sam did his “come out” story all wrong?
it was a lot of hype during the moment,
but after the confetti is swept away and the balloons deflate,
i felt he tried to be everything all at once to keep us interested.
i think he was used and thrown away (like most retired baller wolves) once he didn’t live up to the hype.
is he still with his white fiance?

michael had some words for the latest nfl baller wolf to come out.
this is what he tweeted to carl nassib on twitter…

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we have covered a lot of baller wolves who have come out of the closet.
michael sam being the most prominent one of them all.
usually,
baller wolves seem to come out because they were about to expose by some jackal.
better to spill your own tea before someone else can.
another nfl baller wolfcame out today on ig.
his name is carl nassib and he plays for the raiders…

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it is taboo to talk about males who wear makeup.
when we think of males who wear makeup,
it’s always associated with the feminine.
in reality,
a shit ton of males wear makeup besides celebs.
everyone isn’t blessed to have model-like skin.
let’s not act like we don’t live in a very narc world where we need to look perfect.
filters are great for if you never plan on being outside,
like ever,
so some males learn how to apply makeup that looks natural.
ex-baseball baller wolf,
alex rodriguez,
is coming out with a male makeup line with “hims“…

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*the following story is all alleged.

foxhole…
do you know what i would be doing if i nabbed one of my fantasy wolves?
i’d be looking up kama sutra positions,
working on my gag reflex,
buying a shit ton of fleet,
and making sure i was good on my smell goods and cocoa butter lotions.
when i get the male i’ve had fantasies about:

My goal is to turn him completely out

it’s def not running to social media for clout.
well user,
@thenoahbodies,
allegedly caught a big wolf in this social media forest.
this is what on his ig stories…

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