nothing better than a surprise.
whether it’s a package,
a promotion,
or a sexy wolf behind a jack’d profile.
nothing beats a surprise.
these robber jackals were in for a good surprise as well.
they ordered a pizza in hopes of robbing who was delivering the pizza.
what they got was even better.
an f-bi sent me this story via the washington post…
Continue reading “When You Try To Rob Luke Cage (and a Ton of Surprises Unfold)” →

well this is a “feel good” story.
a cheating baller wolf husband gets hiv.
he comes home,
tells his supportive wife,
and then locks himself in a room to tell all his hoes.
well the ones he remembers.
that is the story of the day magic johnson found out he had hiv.
cookie johnson,
the wife,
wrote about it in her upcoming memiors,
“believing in magic”.
this is what she said via the daily mail…
Continue reading ““Now I Gotta Call All My Hoes and Tell Them I Have HIV.”” →

iman shumpert and teyana taylor are the “it” couple right now.
everyone is trying to re-create their #relationshipgoals.
well how many are ready to let their s/o slide into their dms?
anyone?
iman let teyana inside his dms and well via baller alert…
Continue reading ““Your DMS Has More Hoes Than Mine,” Teyana Taylor Said.” →

one thing i love about shaq is his sense of humor.
he is literally a lovable giant.
well shaq decided to re-create the dance moves of teyana taylor in “fade”.
kinda.
here is the video via a f-bi …
Continue reading “Shaq Catches The “Fade”” →

i realllllllllllllllly love an idiot.
i really love when an idiot is exposed.
everyone remember that nfl baller wolf for the dallas cowboys,
ezekiel elliott,
scandal ( x a few months ago )?
well the she-hyena involved,
tiffany thompson,
has some ‘splaining to do.
reports are saying she allegedly asked her friends to lie for her.
baller alert has the scoop…
Continue reading “Ezekiel Elliott Might be On Some “Fuck A Bitch Shit” Going Forward” →

i love nba baller wolf,
russell westbrook,
because he is different.
he is sexy too.
he has no fucks to give and i always admire anyone for that.
this dance he was doing at a recent family gathering via a vix-bi…
Continue reading “Russell Westbrook Gon’ Dance How He Wanna” →