Everyone and their mama has been asking me if i saw Sinners.

i haven’t but i do did plan to see it.
you’ll soon see how i fucked up.
many people i know,
including Foxholers,
told me go see it in the theater NOW.

“Yes sir!”

i forgot that i had a voucher for a free ticket to see wicked last year.
i never saw wicked in the theater because it came out on digital shortly after.
so i went to AMC and booked a ticket to see sinners for this week.

“70mm,” it said.

i heard this is how you’re supposed to see this movie.
uh,
no.
this is the part i learned that i fucked up…

Have you ever had another male say something so wild,
it made you do this face?

not only that,
you put them on the “i think he wants to fuck me” list?
well that was me and my face yesterday with mutual friends,
one who we have fonted about before.
he’ll be friend A in this situation and the other will be friend B.
so last night,
we were hanging out and friend A asked friend B,
RANDOMLY mind you:

“If you ever met a fine ass vixen and she had a dick,
would you still fuck her?”

this was me:

now…

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i was watching a twitch streamer the other day,
when someone asked:

“How can I become a streamer like you?”

and his response baffled me:

“Don’t try to be a streamer.”

it baffled me because i thought he was being an asshole.
when i sat and thought about it,
he was right…

“Yo,
you see this shit?”

i didn’t see any shit besides watching netflix and YOU.
God,
penn bagdley is so fine.
my white wolf friend directed me to the shit he was fonting about.
i became sick…

hope is one of my bad words now.
its a passive word.

“I hope he will stop cheating on me.” He won’t.
“I hope this scammer will send me a video for 100 dollars.” No chance in hell.
“I hope this job will appreciate how hard I work.” They won’t.
“I hope I will become a millionaire.” You may or may not depending on God’s plan.

imo.
it’s a word formed in fantasy and dilutes reality.
for example:

A “hopeless romantic” is someone who keeps getting played over and over because they are confusing love with fantasy.

i have had hope for a lot of things,
especially when it came to other males interest that i wasn’t sure about.

“I hope this dude will finally see me the way I see him.”

…and years later,
i was still holding onto hope of a fantasy that never manifested.
i’ve learned another word and im gon’ share it with The Foxhole…

this is a warning to anyone.
but especially these lost and lazy straight males,
who decide to give sex work a shot.
news flash:

Many of the attentionistos,
personal trainers,
aspiring __,
and whatever can be put in a “about me” are giving more than digital dick.

there is nothing wrong with getting paid to test drive a muscle bawdy.
some males are making bread doing lightweight escorting.
after that last entry,
these lost and sometimes lazy males have to be careful…