I Guess Black Folks Look Too Much Alike?

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i don’t know what’s worse:

trey songz making this thing with khloe kardashian happen
trey songz looking a lot like t.i. in that picture

…the best part?
they haven’t changed the photo YET!
( x see HERE )
nooooooooooooooo respect.
you see what happens tremaine?
you start hanging with a kardashian and they start forgetting about you.
smh.

lowkey: they say black folks look alike,
but i find whites look alike to me.
i legit confused these two snow bunnies at work the other day.
oops.

Kanye Has A Message For Everyone

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this is kanye’s alleged message to everyone in the video.
maybe us who are scared for life.
well i guess kanye told them.
i’m sure taylor swift will take him up on his offer.

lowkey: can anyone really sue him?

The Cub That Got The Gorilla Killed

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that cub looks like a handful.
check the “mr. meany face” look on the left.
i bet he was told he wasn’t getting mcdonalds that night.
my mother would have slapped me with all that pouting.
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i’m surprised harambe didn’t hand him back without a fight.
this is what happened the last time a cub fell in a gorilla pit..
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Caitlyn Jenner Loves Feeling Like A Vixen!

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…um,
i must be a vixen then because i did ^that this weekend.
every weekend is “in home spa” for me.
does caitlyn realllllllllllllly understand what being a vixen is?
or is it all about the aesthetics for her?

So Michelle Obama Is A Bawdy Builder?

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…like,
how disgusting is this illustration about michelle obama?
why are black vixens always portrayed as “angry” and “aggressive”?
she looks like would bench press that hoe in that pic.
i’d pay to see it.

judging from this twitter,
the owner specializes in republican comics.
this probably already explains a lot.
i had to wonder tho…

What other fuckery will come if Trump is elected president?

photo credited: twitter

Azealia Banks Has An “I’m Sorry” From Somewhere Far Away

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too late azealia…
your banishment is still on “high priority”.
i say stay on silent mode,
make good music,
and let your art speak from prison.
we will never forget what flew out your big mouth.
i’m sure the forests will lower your banishment in a few years.
maybe…

picture credited: instagram