oh he works at delta im laguradia.
copy.
so last night,
i was mindlessly scrolling down twitter before bed.
through the “do something to show your narcissism“,
the random nudes,
and the folks who think they are important,
i saw this:

An entitled LGBTQ pronoun warrior meets a Delta employee that ain’t fucking having it.

Based as fuck. ???? pic.twitter.com/exFPHlDVAJ

— Amiri King (@AmiriKing) December 26, 2023

yikes on a bike.
it was this tweet tho…

Y'all about to be mad at me- https://t.co/CWJ78iFYqH

— Ichigo Niggasake (@SomaKazima) December 26, 2023

so i was wondering why were we gonna be mad.
the tweets underneath helped me understand why:

I’d love to play whatever games he was mentioning pic.twitter.com/PhuhwbVckg

— Tylan LeDuff (@TylanLeDuff) December 27, 2023

We could play poles in holes all night I fear

— Coach Coochie (@thecoachcoochie) December 27, 2023

I want him to escort me out pic.twitter.com/XLmyqW1bzb

— LITTY????LOHAN  (@LITTYLOHAN) December 27, 2023

Oh I’m playing that fucking game w/ him pic.twitter.com/CPfCqPZnX9

— raúl’s twittеr: fauxdeity 2 GAG CITY DELUXE (@fauxdeity) December 26, 2023

Why he kinda pic.twitter.com/vWU96XlvH8

— Ramon (@BigbearcutieXXX) December 27, 2023

he can escort me out the building and into the backseat of his car idgaf pic.twitter.com/CJqwGjI0qg

— ʚsonyɞ (@aphextones) December 27, 2023

I got time sir- pic.twitter.com/O1cl2pvX78

— Angel ???????? (@fuckenish) December 27, 2023

why are we so un-serious on that man social media platform?
i ain’t even gonna hold you but when light skin wolf daddy said:

“… and if you want to continue,
I have full authority to escort you out the building,
right this moment,
if you want to play that game with me.
Would you like to continue 3 days before Christmas?
I really don’t mind…”

…in full new yawk energy cause you know he meant it,
i think she realized it was time to retreat from that battle.

so…
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who found light skin wolf daddy’s social media?
F-BI…

i can imagine his DMS are blown TF up with hate sex requests,
panties,
and drawz.

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