^this is how ya’ll dating now?
so this landed on my twitter tl and i had to share with the foxhole.
the power of speaking things into existence!
“dgaf” danielle met the wolf of her dreams.
how?
she posted this image a year ago:

hmm.
well,
it led this wolf responding back:

peep the year because it’s important to this.
well check his reply that made her absolutely wet…

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^this is what bustin’ the perfect “nut” face looks like.
i don’t know who he is,
but i thought it was the perfect intro to the following.
now i’ve heard of being banged so hard,
that your eyes roll into the top of your head,
but imagine going blind?
yes.
blind because you wanted to fuck someone stupid.
scary.
well one wolf lost vision in one eye after busting a good nut.
a foxholer sent me the following story from “daily mail”…
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and even more…
lil mo boxing baller wolf hubby,
karl dargan,
clearly doesn’t give an ounce of an alleged fuck.
in getting caught AND what he tells these hoes in the dms.
one of them outed another alleged conversation between them via fameolous…
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*the following entry is a whole parental advisory.
you’ve been advised.

there are certain males who emit “fuck pineapple”.
they can’t even hide it.
it’s in their walk and talk.
they tend to be sexy af,
but it just wafts in the aura until it can’t be hidden anymore.
lil mo husband,
karl dargan,
always gave me that impression.
fameolous wanted to start our thanksgiving breaks early!
sausage for breakfast!
she leaked his alleged pipe leakage and well…
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i guess modelling for “flat tummy tea” has paid off.
insta-attentionistas,
take note!
so phaedra parks is now a model.
like,
a legit model.
no,
she isn’t lying.
phaedra has been signed by wilhelmina models.
yes.
the real agency.
she got a full interview by us weekly and well…
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i think retired nba baller wolf,
ray allen,
is so sexy.
i think he was sexy af now and his younger years.

something about his lips.
he’s also a freak who loves to allegedly creep online.
remember when he tweeted this by mistake?

i think he was one of the first baller wolf scandals on twitter.
i bet his dms are so lit.
well jesus shuttlesworth got caught up again.
this time,
he claims he got catfished by…
well…
i’ll let the new york post tell it…
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