you know what moment when an ex,
or even a ex-friend,
realized they fucked up and wants to come back in your life?
so they try little ways to show they want back “in”.
don’t front like some of us don’t fall for the bait.
stacey dash might want to come back to “us”.
she is starring in a very ethnic movie with dame dash,
who happens to be her cousin.
it was executive produced by kanye west.
it’s called “honor up” and well…
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after all this fuckin and suckin we do,
when we meet someone we’re 100% attracted to,
we want to show him why we’d would make a good boyfriend.
i mean,
that is the end game,
right?
or,
do you plan on just being a sex addict all your life?
we all want love.
companionship,
and something to finally stick on the wall.
not our inner walls,
but you get the picture.
a vix-bi sent me the following facebook status message.
this is what one vixen would do to keep her wolf satisfied…
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not only do we need to look out for the hunters,
which are another fohxole term for “the police”,
but we gotta look out for fake ones.
there are jackals,
pretending to be hunters,
trying to rape us.
by “us”,
i mean males.
a foxholer sent me the following disturbing story via the washington post…
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i believe in taking a dump before you leave the crib.
tmi.
you never know when that familiar tingle of butt destruction will happen.
you can’t clench your butt cheeks tight enough for that.
when you gotta go; you gotta go.
well this amazon hyena allegedly had the runs while on a run.
i guess she couldn’t hold it anymore because via ny daily news…
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angelina jolie is one of the most beautiful snow vixen’s i’ve ever seen.
her facial is pretty iconic so i can imagine bored housewives,
who want a mommy makeover,
would show their surgeons her picture.
a 19 year old iranian snow bunny,
by the name of sahar tabar,
decided she wanted to look like angelina.
it took her 50 surgeries,
but a foxholer sent me the finished look…

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remember he told terry crews to “give the pervert jackal a pass”?
who knew his day was also coming?
well that day is today.
russell simmons decided it was in his best interest to step down.
yup.
he left all his companies because he was an alleged triflin ass pervert.
who is the victim?
jenny lumet,
the grand daughter of lena horne.
this is what cnn had to say…
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