The Emperor Has New Shoes (That He Can’t Afford)

when you live “the good life”,
money means nothing.
i can see why baller wolves of all kinds throw it around so freely.
even with that kind of money,
i’d still have a steady budget in place.
i’d want a legit accountant and financial advisor too.
i want to live luxuriously,
but not an idiot about it.
right now,
i’m “in-between blessings” and i hate every minute of it.
my co-worker tho…
eek.
he’s definitely living the “baller wolf life” way out his budget.
his life seems to revolve around two re-occurring bills…

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Did Ya’ll Kill Porn Star August Ames?

do porn stars have rights?
might not be because some of ya’ll might have killed august ames.
no disrespect,
but i literally just ( x watched this foxxx ) the other day.
moreso for the wolf in it,
but i didn’t realize she was the actress.
i’m usually not paying attention to vixens all that much.
before her death,
she tweeted she didn’t want to do a scene with a porn actor who has done gay porn.
as you can imagine,
everyone went at her crazy.
her suicide might have to do with the online backlash.
allegedly.
this is the story via complex
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Well Aunt Patti Allegedly Pulled Luther Out The Grave and The Closet Too

i wanted to font about the following as soon as i heard about it.
“friends” gotta stop pulling those out the closet so disrespectfully.
i don’t care how much others “know” either.
let that individual tell their story when they’re ready.
this all goes to one of the greatest vocalists of our time,
luther vandross.
luther never came out the closet during his time on earth,
but patti labelle allegedly confirmed it on “watch what happens live”.
yes.
aunt patti with the mouth.
peep how andy cohen got her…
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Stacey Dash Tries To Be “Ethnic” Again

you know what moment when an ex,
or even a ex-friend,
realized they fucked up and wants to come back in your life?
so they try little ways to show they want back “in”.
don’t front like some of us don’t fall for the bait.
stacey dash might want to come back to “us”.
she is starring in a very ethnic movie with dame dash,
who happens to be her cousin.
it was executive produced by kanye west.
it’s called “honor up” and well…
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I’ll Be The Boyfriend Who Fills Out His Job Applications While He’s Sleep

after all this fuckin and suckin we do,
when we meet someone we’re 100% attracted to,
we want to show him why we’d would make a good boyfriend.
i mean,
that is the end game,

right?
or,
do you plan on just being a sex addict all your life?

we all want love.
companionship,
and something to finally stick on the wall.
not our inner walls,
but you get the picture.
a vix-bi sent me the following facebook status message.
this is what one vixen would do to keep her wolf satisfied
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Bend Over and Put Your Hands Where I Can See Em! (This Is A Stick Up)

not only do we need to look out for the hunters,
which are another fohxole term for “the police”,

but we gotta look out for fake ones.
there are jackals,
pretending to be hunters,
trying to rape us.
by “us”,
i mean males.
a foxholer sent me the following disturbing story via the washington post
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