Tag: work

A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI SOMETHING OPRAH WOULD TELL YOU

A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI

when i talk to God,
i’m realizing i need to be more specific.
i was feeling un-wanted on thursday,
after seeing all these sexy wolves everywhere,
and i said in my head:

“God.
i want a WOLF to hit on me…”

…and thats it.
the good part i wasn’t sad about it.
i let it go and moved on about my life.
well someone hit on me alright…

A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

i saw a tweet thread today that had me laughing so loud:

for anyone on the corporate america ship,
or any professional situation,
there is a certain email language you have to use.
you can’t be responding with all the rah rah.
i know you want to,
but please don’t.
there is a lot of passive aggressive clapbackingtons.
whether it is from:

your boss
the bitch a few cubicles over
someone in a totally different department

even in industry.
the “paper trail” will keep you from getting caught up.
you have to learn how to successful font to ace it tho.
it took me a while,
but i’m a beast with my work emails.
i’m always down for a dumb ass to try it.
so i’m here to show the foxhole how to use certain phrases.
i use most of these from time to time….

CONCRETE FOREST STATE OF MIND