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...OR NAH? THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE TURN YO TV ON WOW X MARKS THE FOX

“yo i got that shit.”

that is what my high school wolf friend said to me over the phone.
i never saw the alleged video,
but i was curious.
i wanted to know if it was really r. kelly.

“bump n grind” r .kelly
“feelin on your booty” r .kelly
“put his music on so we can fuck” r. kelly
“i was in lust with his bottom lip” r .kelly

i couldn’t believe it.
at that time,
there was no internet or “black twitter”.
it was word of mouth or your own experience.
so he bought it over and…

...OR NAH? THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE

pony” by ginuwine
“this is how we do it” by montell jordan
“thong song” by sisqo
i was listening to a poppin’ 90s mix on the way home tonight.
i was bobbin’ my head and really getting into it.
it made me want to dance.
i would love to know what it was like to party back then.
when we went to parties to dance and not be on our phones.
as i was listening,
i came to the sudden conclusion…

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screen-shot-2016-10-11-at-8-44-08-pmwho would have thought,
something from close to 11 years ago,
would come back around and bite you in your ass?
well billy bush has the bite mark to prove it.
if anyone told me that in in ’05,
donald trump would be a ’16 presidential candidate,
i would probably would have slapped them.
i’m sure billy bush would have slapped you right after.
well it looks like billy is about to lose his job at the today show.
all because of making a bad decision he thought was funny at the time.
this is what the ny daily news is saying…

...OR NAH? I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

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