Would You Date Me?

tumblr_nts5guFQnO1r78dgto1_1280so you know we like and date baller wolves over at this neck of the woods.
sweaty…
muscular…
aggressive…
hold on…
i’m feeling faint.
well the pretty vixen sent me the following question.
of course after i answered,
i thought of my fam in the foxhole…


wouldudate?hmm.
so my answer is…

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tumblr_ma0rurTusU1qaf90uo7_250do you really need to ask?
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well i will say what my response to him would be:

“i always need to see your muscles in your shirt,
 jeans need to always fit those legs/thighs/tail exquisitely,
mani/pedi on “always and forever”,
 your insides will remain healthy and drama free,
needz that dick every month,
and we both will be tested
faithfully every month.”

…and if he could adhere by my rules in this transaction,
then we could def rock!
so foxhole…

Would you deal with that baller wolf?

lowkey: all the vixens i forwarded it to said “no”.
i must be a hoe.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

29 thoughts on “Would You Date Me?

  1. Sounds all good…until I get to the “don’t call me, I’ll call you” part.
    What happens when you are doing something and out of nowhere he calls ready for some ass/dick?! What if you’re not in the mood at that moment? And when YOU’RE in the mood, and he’s not?
    After thinking about it, it’s not worth it….no matter how nice the face and body are and how fat the bank account gets! LOL

  2. Listen…times are hard and Ill be on board, hell you cant tell me if Odell Beckham Jr put out a PBA no one in there right mind would say no…

  3. Nope
    He wants a chef,housekeeper, and an escort at his beck and call.Dr Dre’s housekeeper is suing him for wrongful termination.She was being paid $1870 a week or $$97,240 a year.And she didn’t have to cook or have sex with him.

  4. I guess we think alike cuz it would be a def yes.

    For me to have sex with a guy that’s my type in the picture, get paid, and all I got to do is be on call. Doesn’t sound like that much to me, compared to all the shit I currently have to do now to barely make it now.

    1. ^Doesn’t sound like much, no…but your ass would get tired of it REAL quick! No matter how much money is being thrown at you.
      You will get tired of being at someone’s beck and call when they want you to.
      Hell, in real life you can always get another job if you’re qualified enough. might take some time…but it can be done.

      1. Right! I’d MUCH rather learn to make my OWN money than to take money from an asshole. I feel like my life would be more fulfilling that way. I’m not knocking anyone who would say yes to that proposal either. Go ‘head, it just would never be me! Like Foreign Wanderlust (<<<love that name btw) said, I don't tolerate narcissism or cockiness. Confidence is great, arrogance can be left at the door, along with your dirty money.

  5. No thanks! I play by my own rules. Keep your money, and your arrogance!
    I’m biased though, I’m not into guys like that. He’s nice to look at, but that’s it, and you can’t buy my time with an “allowance”. I don’t “do” allowances lmao. My dignity won’t let me. I need a personality, and some humility, not someone who thinks they can just get me by default. Thanks, but no thanks.
    Isn’t that Reggie Bush in the picture though?

    1. Say it again Diggy!! I’m not good at stuff like that because like I said in my other post…if I’m not in the mood, I’m not in the mood! I don’t care how much you throwin my way. I couldn’t do it, because I’d be nothing more than a KEPT, high-paid companion/escort. My pride won’t allow that. LOL

      1. Agreed! Mutual respect is a NECESSITY! Or I’m out, and they will never hear from me again. No one is worth degrading myself down to some sugar baby “thing”. I’m not a blow up doll,nor a prostitute, so I refuse to be treated like that.

        Mr.Dignified needs to be treated with some dignity and respect!
        Christian, me and you would get along real well IRL!

  6. Nope. I can’t date a narcissist/cocky guy. I’ll run for the hills. And I don’t need to chase a 6’5 guy when I’m 6’4 myself lol I’ll just find another tall guy who likes tall guys and I’m good

  7. no there are plenty of brothas like him that not only would want me to text and call them, they have something to offer, like a brain because obviously he’s missing one. 10k a month allowance is nice but in all honestly in that sense it’s like a prostitute or escort, I rather go make my own coins, build up my empire and get me a baller who takes me seriously…his body is nice though…i would’nt date him, probably just screw him one time lol

  8. Questions like these suck. People will say one thing until the man of their dreams comes in their lives and fucks their whole shit up. Homos are lonely and put up with worse free shit off Jackd.

  9. If I’m encroaching upon someone’s relationship…no. However, if you’re single and not committed to anyone…yes. This is just the type of blessing I need in my life.

  10. Yes and I would give you a sensual foot massage and a sensual _____! You’re sexy and hot…just like Floyd Mayweather and Chris Brown!

  11. The answer is hell yea. Hot body, cute face, big dick, nice ass and an allowance of $10,000 a month. Of course I will take that opportunity.

    1. I so agree wit you Mr. Fox!! Hell I’d follow those lil rules for as long as I could pretend to be OK with them (and I have put up with worse for free) so I would stack that bread keep my day job and in a few years I’d be investing that money into my “businesses” and live happily ever after…. The end!! Lol but I would tho

  12. Nope. These days I gotta love myself. And lets face it, men and women hate people that can love but cant be pent down. What scares me more is that Im not willing to let someone take advantage of me nor do I like to play by peoples rules. No matter how attractive. People think Im just saying this just to show my individuality but Im not I get tired of being used. I need sanctuary and stability as well as closure. I want to feel good and wanted not used and abused. I keep telling myself that finding someone is a given but with so many people selling ass and dick for free, I think Imma die lonely because I have to love myself first and that is a problem that Im dead set on conquering.

    1. I share the same view. You said it well! It’s like you took it right out of my thoughts. I agree 1000% with every word,I feel the same! Love this comment!

      1. Thanks. I agree with yours as well. We just realize we live in a world that forces the good ones into a corner where they are to suffer all by their lonesome. I had to learn that respecting myself, my morals and my body is something that should be aimed for. So in the end ill only love when I feel ready enough to let my guard down and as of right now I dont see that happening.

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