usher is what you call…
“vintage penis”
his sexy just gets better with age.
lord let me not say that.
that “woman” he use to be married to lurks.
well usher had a “oops-whoopsie-daisy” today.
he posted a “nearly eggplant but not quite” on his snapchat.
this is what a vix-bi led me to via celebrity eggplants…
damn.
he is small.
like…
his thighs look like a 13 year old.
well he posted an explaination about it in their comment box:
“thick thigh big booty havin pineapple”
lol!
but ummmmeeerrraaahhh…
can usher come and bless the foxhole comment box?
sheesh.
i’ve been good all year.
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lowkey: i have such a crush on usher.
the things i would do…
pictures credited: celebrity eggplants
*follow usher on snapchat: howusnap
Why??!?!!
Also we all know Usher isn’t packing anything
how u figure that? wheres ur proof?
I need Usher to be my bottom like yesterday.
No comment but I like the first pic that you posted
Ursh has always been sexy as hell. I’ve always wanted to taste that.lol And there’s rumors that he is very good in bed. lol
He could still get it but I’m not here for Usher doing this lol. He’s a lil too old. You got two young boys at home. Leave the thirst traps to Trey and September.
Right
Trey is 31 himself though, he is fairly young at best. Usher is 37, I really do not see much of a difference between them two.
It’s pretty obvious he has an album coming out soon….so
ewww
“No I ain’t no thick thigh big booty having ass pineapple!” Oh Usher! Were you checking out some thick thigh big booty boys in Piedmont Park at the time you wrote that comment on IG? *rolls eyes* I’ll wait!
I see someone is trying to spill some tea but truthfully that tea has been spilled a long time ago unfortunately he’s legendary!
He runs at the Morningside Nature Preserve close to his trainer and his condo at The Loews.
LOL! I think it’s the angle that has him looking extra slim. This video: https://youtu.be/VLSaJLZvruo is from 4/13/2016 and he looks perfectly fine to me. #yum
Are we sure that’s him? His body looks really weird. Like distorted weird. I know he’s not “thick” but I never saw him as that “thin” either. he looks 12 in that pic… It’s a really weird angle. I usually think he’s attractive but that was NOT the business! LOL
^i think its the angle…
It’s a terrible photo for such a nice looking man… lol
Dem thin thighs is not where it’s at! Lol I’ll pass..
Someone get that boy some leg extensions STAT
…and may be vintage, but I’d still fux w/ Ursh
Oh Ursh…bring a Dasani w/ u next time u’re in your private steam room, cause you look a liiiil’ thirsty……….and can I have a personal steam room please and thanx
^you can!
close your bathroom door,
put towel under door,
turn the pipin’ hot water on,
sit in your bathroom for 20 minutes.
instant bootleg steam room đ
lol…well, I guess I’m a pro at that then on the daily when I turn on the shower, but delay my entry w/ an obligatory morning deposit to the porcelain god in a steam filled environment……………yeah, not quite the same đ
^LOL.
You know it was always said that he is a Fox, which means he does not need to be that big body wise. Usher has always been bae tho, he looks really good to be honest. I would take him over a lot of these other dudes out here.
^he looks young.
that’s a good sign.
ill still do him lol
Having seen him naked what your seeing with the angle he is sitting are his balls on both side of the emoji. He works out at Bodies By Carlos (google it) and one of the trainers travels with him when needed. He is a power Fox
Damn, a power Fox? I want all that power on me for real.