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this game of “hide and don’t seek” with halle bailey and ddg is fun!

   Published Date: December 27, 2023

i think we are all into this game with halle bailey and ddg.
if they lived next door to any of us with these antics,
we would be peeping out windows every time they walked out the door.

“Baby look!
Look!
She got a coat on and it’s 85 degrees outside.
Wtf is going on babe?”

personally,
i’d think they were alien overlords or some shit.
so after months of hiding tummies,
halle decided to get up out her chair recently and:

those tits look like they are allegedly filled with milk.
i guess the alleged baby outed them because during a live stream,
we heard the loud cries of a bundle of joy…

“um little halle-g…”

i have a feeling it was in her contract with disney not to have kids or something.
you’d think after they had this alleged bundle of joy,
they’d be like:

“Aight so ya’ll muthasuckas guessed it!
We are parents!
Meet little Dalle!”

…but they still want to keep this rouse going.

i guess we’ll continue to play along until the kid is in first grade.
they’ll be standing outside a random school waving to the air.

lowkey: they aren’t teenagers,
right?
maybe she is embarrassed to have a kid with him?
this is so weird.