i guess one of the perks of being gay is knowing pretty vixens.
like 98% of the vixens i know are gorgeous.
no full blown ratchets.
all trying to make something of themselves.
you are who you attract?
they are always #teamjamarifoxlife too.
the funny part is,
if i was straight,
i’m sure i would have dated them.
well today i went on a lunch date with one of the flyest…
we met like 2 – 3 years ago during an industry event.
i actually met her through mutual forest dwellers.
when i saw her,
i had to get to know her.
something about her spirit…
she was intoxicating.
well as both got to know each other,
we realized we had a lot in common.
we been cool ever since.
if i wasn’t in this “gay” thing,
i’d def claim her.
hell she has no issue telling me how much she is in love with me.
we haven’t seen each other in a while,
but she has a great job now.
she is the executive assistant to the president at her company.
the company is actually a few blocks up from mine.
i told her i had no money due to such a crazy week.
“who said you were paying?”
so she treated me to lunch today.
as we were walking to the restaurant,
i noticed every wolf was checkin’ her out.
it made me feel good.
i’m sure they thought we were together.
these are the same wolves that wouldn’t approach her,
and if they did,
would come equip with lame and corny lines.
so she asked me if i was dating:
i’m in something complicated right now.”
are you having sexual intercourse jamari?”
hell i wish!”
she caught me up on some wolf she is planning on dumping.
i always love hearing the stories of the wolves she dates.
she use to date a lot in in the industry and they turned out to be terrible.
so she decided to try regular “9 to 5” wolves and they are pretty much the same.
who woulda thunk?
when i got back to the office,
wolf wolf texted me on if i had lunch.
“yeah i did.
i went on a lunch date and they bought my food!”
i didn’t tell him it was a “her” for a reason.
well he did not text back for like an hour.
he changed the subject once he responded.
before i left for the day,
“yo you want to go shopping wit me next week?”
“yeah i’m down!
let me know what day.”
…and that was that.