so imagine taking your canoe out on a nice summery type day.
you might not have a canoe,
but go along with the scenario.
all of a sudden,
you in the middle of this lake and can’t go any further.
you stuck,
but on what?
well foxhole…
can we add this to the scenarios that’ll make you poop your pants?…
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of course,
bert would be holding a carrot.
so i don’t know if i like the following story.
as someone who grew up watching “sesame street”,
who thought it was a real place as a cub,
i can honestly font that i’m a little perturbed.
so two icons sexualities from that show have been the discussion for years.
ernie and bert.
well a writer claims that they are both indeed gay.
this is what he had to say via npr…

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how are you gonna be a sexy cat fish,
but like,
in reverse tho?

like…
i don’t even get it.
is his pipe trash?
is he even getting pussy?
does he love himself?
i have a ton of questions.
so shawn wells is an alleged pipe smuggler out here,
but i guess he’s turned to alleged sex tapes now.
so he debuted an alleged sex tape on his “onlyfans” like so…
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the ocean fascinates me.
other than animals,
i can watch ocean docs all day.
we truly don’t know what really lurks beneath the surface.
you not gonna tell me some gigantic octopus isn’t waiting to make it’s debut…
well i’ve been very interested in checking out the new,
“the meg”,
which hit theaters today.
it’s about a gigantic shark called “megalodon”.
one that really existed ( x 2.6 million years ago ).
i didn’t know a shark that big could really exist.
it wasn’t until i saw this scroll down my twitter feed yesterday.
it was from “today” in australia and well…
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ya know,
not only do the attentionistos need to stop talking so much,
but some of the attentionistas need to follow suit.
brittany renner is one of those attentionistas.
the quieter the better?
i remember when she took thirst traps,
found various ways to shake her bunz,
played soccer with massive wedges,
and stayed pretty low key.
well she has decided to start talking,
but i think she is doing a little too much of it.
who asked for the following confessional?…
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i nearly died.
okay,
i’m being dramatic,
but i could have if what happened earlier went left.
so i decided to take myself to lunch and a movie today.
i don’t do that enough.
i really wanted to see the new “jurassic park”,
so i got my ticket in advance.
fast forward to me in the theater now.
i’m a damn good seat,
when…

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