You are not straight if you are attracted to me but still dating vixens.
You are not straight if you fantasize about me while smashin’ vixens.
You are not straight if have sex with other males for money.
You are not straight if you are engaging with males for OF content.
You are not straight if you allow another man to give you oral or eat your cheeks.

…even if you’re FANTASIZING and we can see you’re hard as a rock btw.
no matter how much these males make excuses for it,
they are NOT straight.
no matter how much they try to avoid the dude they’re attracted to,
all while secretly still watching from the shadows,
they are NOT straight.
your straight card has been declined at that point and that is okay.
so let’s talk about the straight card…

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i have learned the difference between emotions and logic.
emotions don’t allow us to play the long game.
it’s like pulling out a gun and shooting everyone but the target.
when we go into things with logic,
we are more than likely to see the bigger picture.

I use to be run by emotions but I’m learning to calm TF down.

some issues can be handled seeing it logically.
with this current war between isreal and palestine,
i learned that as a black person giving an opinion,
it’s a “damned if you do; damned if you don’t“.
i see why many black folks are just minding their business.
melissa barrera ( x got fired ) from one of my favorite horror franchises,
scream.
i don’t think spyglass,
the production company behind scream,
was thinking through this clearly cause…

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sometimes,
you get caught up in the crossfire with other people.
they are beefing and you randomly get dragged into it.

Sidebar: we tried to had told Keke Palmer about that jackal of hers.
She told us to mind our business.
Some vixens always end up in this kind of drama with a BD.
They want a kid and settle for anyone with the semblance of looks and good dick.

…but usher has been minding his business,
drinking his water,
and doing his shows at his vegas residency.
it seems like its outing season for this scorpio season cause…

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i just…
i mean we kinda kne…
okay.
when i was younger,
i thought duane martin was so cute.
i thought he was cute af in scream 2.
you know my thing for a big nose.
over the years,
there have been rumors about him and will smith.
it has sort of been an unspoken secret like:

“That is just your uncle and his roommate…”

…at like 52.
will’s former assistant is allegedly saying that he saw will and duane…

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i’m here to font ya’ll…

Chrisean is NOT my little sister.

chrisean is the coddled wild animal in the family.
one that i can’t understand why.
after everyone dragged tamar bald over this chrisean assault,
she came out with a IG statement about the whole mess and…

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i have to font this…

Give yourself props if you went after a male that claimed they were “straight”.

not because its DL shit but because you followed your instincts.
not only that,
you went after what you wanted and got it.
give yourself props for that.
you did something that many want to do.
they are paying for 2 second clips; you got the real thing.
some of you have bagged some of the sexiest off social media.
ya’ll have shown me pics,
texts,
and videos and i always ask myself…

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