the joneses can’t wait to tell all your business when you’re broke

I had to wonder:
Have you ever wondered what happens when the pursuit of acceptance turns into a debt trap?

i’m learning to be glad i wasn’t accepted when i desperately wanted to be.
God was really looking out for me.
it left me with the ability to be transparent about the good and the bad.
others i know,
sadly,
would probably die if their followers knew the truth about their lives.
they’ve created such a highlight reel that there’s no going back.
take brandon miller for example.

while his wife,
candice miller,
was vacationing in europe,
he deleted himself in the garage of their flaunted crib.
why?…

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on this new episode of “the life of why?”, biden drops a bombshell!

THIS JUST IN: Biden ditching the “president” title and going rogue.

everyone wanted it and they got it because just like that,
our mid-summer season finale ended on this plot twist

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who knew he’d become a #fingersinthebootyassbitch ?

quiet as kept,
a lot of straight males are a #fingersinthebootyassbitch.
let’s not shame straight males for discovering the pleasure of a milked prostate.
once a finger goes in and they have the hardest orgasm of their life,
the toes curl and eyes roll in the back of their heads,
you could as well forget it going forward.

“Baby,
can we do that…
thing…
we did the other night.
You know that thing you did to me?
Can we do that thing again?

Please,
baby,
I’ll take out the trash tomorrow.”

the following acting wolf has become a #fingersinthebootyassbitch too…

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i am always so baffled with the anti-gay folks who moan the loudest

13 inches and a military wolf at the RNC?
You already know he was sat and ate at many tables.

as you know,
or didn’t,
but the RNC allegedly had the biggest spike on grindr.

one of DL life’s biggest puzzles for me is…

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we created the musk monster tbh

So I guess he is baffled all of these white characters got re-made?
I only recognize Ariel.
Who are these other characters?????
I’m always confused with his confusion.

tbh,
i don’t want to hear any more complaints about elon musk.

we all played a part in creating what he has become.
he flaunts his racism but we continue to use twitter.
many of us bark like dogs because his app,
unlike the other social media platforms,
lets us upload smut and indulge in our degenerate ways.
we can’t have it both ways but let’s be honest

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are you willing to get down on your knees and bark like a dog for it?

I had to wonder:
Is it hard to gain back self respect once we lose it?

I was having a discussion with a Foxholer about a “straight” attentionsisto he knows.
You might know him.
He is straight publicly but actually gay for pay privately.

So 98% of them?
The issue isn’t the gay for pay but how desperate he is for money.
Once he sucked the peen of someone with big money,
he was tested to see how far he was willing to do.
He has been slutted out,
got a deposit in every hole,
those butt cheeks got pounded into oblivion,
and pretty much will allowed himself to be known as “a good little slut”.
He is now being passed around to other with big money and that never ends well.

remember that scene in “coming to america” when he made her bark like a dog?

i would have cursed him TF out and left.
she barked.
there are people in the forests who will bark.
those who bark end up being like the attentionisto in the above story.
losing respect is the kiss of death.
if someone knows you will do anything for success/companionship/friendship,
they’ll exploit you in every which way.
there is no challenge with those who’ll bark.
there is nothing to fight for or be excited about.
my thing is…

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