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kamala harris is coming in hot, hot, hot

Over the years,
one thing I’ve learned about a bully is when they’ve met their match,
they will do everything in their power to become invisible or run for the hills.
i knew trump wouldn’t debate kamala harris.
why would he?
2024 continues to be the year of “this was not on my bingo card“.
after kendrick obliterated drake in their rap beef,
we witnessed an underdog rise and conquer.
as much as i fux with drake’s music,
he has done some shit that made me side-eye him over the years.
i knew someone was gonna come at him but i didn’t think it would be killa kenny.
watching kendrick bring drake down a few pegs did something to us subconsciously.
it’s what we didn’t know the country needed tbh.
it was like it awakened us to fight back.
so many times,
we’ve seen people get coddled for their bad behavior.
hell…
Remember when you were treated like trash and your bully got coddled,
making you feel like the villain because everyone chose their side?

at a time when michelle obama said we needed to go high when folks went low,
we needed that kind of messaging but in 2024…
the joneses can’t wait to tell all your business when you’re broke

I had to wonder:
Have you ever wondered what happens when the pursuit of acceptance turns into a debt trap?
i’m learning to be glad i wasn’t accepted when i desperately wanted to be.
God was really looking out for me.
it left me with the ability to be transparent about the good and the bad.
others i know,
sadly,
would probably die if their followers knew the truth about their lives.
they’ve created such a highlight reel that there’s no going back.
take brandon miller for example.

while his wife,
candice miller,
was vacationing in europe,
he deleted himself in the garage of their flaunted crib.
why?…
on this new episode of “the life of why?”, biden drops a bombshell!

THIS JUST IN: Biden ditching the “president” title and going rogue.
everyone wanted it and they got it because just like that,
our mid-summer season finale ended on this plot twist…
who knew he’d become a #fingersinthebootyassbitch ?

quiet as kept,
a lot of straight males are a #fingersinthebootyassbitch.
let’s not shame straight males for discovering the pleasure of a milked prostate.
once a finger goes in and they have the hardest orgasm of their life,
the toes curl and eyes roll in the back of their heads,
you could as well forget it going forward.
“Baby,
can we do that…
thing…
we did the other night.
You know that thing you did to me?
Can we do that thing again?
Please,
baby,
I’ll take out the trash tomorrow.”

the following acting wolf has become a #fingersinthebootyassbitch too…
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i am always so baffled with the anti-gay folks who moan the loudest

13 inches and a military wolf at the RNC?
You already know he was sat and ate at many tables.
as you know,
or didn’t,
but the RNC allegedly had the biggest spike on grindr.




one of DL life’s biggest puzzles for me is…
Continue reading “i am always so baffled with the anti-gay folks who moan the loudest” →we created the musk monster tbh

So I guess he is baffled all of these white characters got re-made?
I only recognize Ariel.
Who are these other characters?????
I’m always confused with his confusion.
tbh,
i don’t want to hear any more complaints about elon musk.
we all played a part in creating what he has become.
he flaunts his racism but we continue to use twitter.
many of us bark like dogs because his app,
unlike the other social media platforms,
lets us upload smut and indulge in our degenerate ways.
we can’t have it both ways but let’s be honest…




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