How Drunk Was Kenneka Jenkins?

so i guess we we were all wrong.
kenneka jenkins may not have been murdered.
she was drunk off her tail and stumbled,
literally,
into that hotel freezer.
the police released all the surveillance footage and well…
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He Raped (Mi)

mi has issues.
i told ya’ll this in that last entry.
i was so disturbed with the news i heard today.
like,
my day was ruined because of it.
i know.

“why would you allow your day to be ruined?”

i guess i accepted reality today.
the reality is this is how shit really is.
this is how mi really is.
so i spoke with my aunt today.
well first…

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“I Have A Wolf” = “Hit On Me Even Harder”????

he snuck up on my desk today.
i didn’t even see him.
i was engrossed in the apple event.
btw,
1,000 for an iphone?
that’s how we doing it now?
no.

as soon as he got there…

“you didn’t call me…”

…in a low voice.

“i was with my boyfriend.”

i wish i did.
i would have him up at my job with the quickness.

“you tell your boyfriend about me?”

i was like,
what?
even if i had a wolf,
this character wouldn’t be the discussion.
so he asked me what he looked like.
i could have showed him a picture of a “meat” from the foxhole ig.
i showed him one of the out wolf i know.
the one from my last job that i crush on.
he is the physical prototype of what i’m looking for so…
as soon as he saw him…

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Soon, You’ll Be Outed By A “Something” Than A “Someone”

the dls are shaking.
you should be.

instead of scientist finding something better to do with their brains,
like moving sidewalks or teleporting,
they made something to tell if someone is gay.
all by artificial intelligence scanning your face.
this is what a foxholer sent me from newsweek
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Jacob Kohinoor Put On His Good Wig For This Quantasia Sharpton Interview

so guess who made all the major news outlets?
yup.
miss(?) butt cheeks,
jacob kohinoor.
why?
jacob interviewed quantasia sharpton,
the alleged accuser in the whole usher/herpes scandal,
on his youtube channel,
“living fearlessly”.
well during the interview,
jacob asked her what proof did she have to incriminate usher?
quantasia claimed she had a sex tape.
it starts at…

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In Delusional Nicki Minaj News…

i hate when pineapples do spiteful shit like this…
so nicki minaj is still grasping at straws.
i kinda forgot all about her.
she popped up on my tl rapping…

…and thought it was an impersonator.
she is light af.
well,
nicki claims that foxy brown is her hip hop “influence”.
yes.
a whole inga marchand.
this is what she put on her ig for foxy’s birthday…
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