types.
on social media,
where bawdy parts on full display,
it’s easy to get caught up in your fantasies.
in real life,
i’ve always fucked heavy with vibes.
the best sex i’ve ever had was a fantasy wolf,
but i met him on a chat site for a dick appointment purposes.
the other wolves i’ve really been interested offline were handsome af,
had one or two nice bawdy parts,
had all kinds of complexions,
and OD on the charisma.
all of them were OD on emotionally unavailable and wasting my time tho.
i always vibe with the most damaged and intimated by their attraction to me.
*eye roll*
@saybryant is upset you all think he is a colorist in that last entry.
he shared this on his ig…

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some of us have had a moment where we leaked our privates on accident.
not you?
yeah,
me either.
i remember being at my last job and this vixen wanted to see something on my phone.
our phones can literally tell all of our secrets.
it can tell folks who we really are bts.
well what she wanted to see happened to be in my photo album.
there was a lot of “insidejamarifox” stuff and a few pipes from some wolves.
i was watching her like a hawk.
i was ready to tackle her if she decided to swipe left or right.
so i’m sorta confused with my white wolf,
chris evans,
today.
he was showing his followers a video in his camera roll,
but forgot… Continue reading “chris evans is guarding pussy, but didn’t guard what we saw on his camera roll” →

black folks who ain’t use to nothing,
and out here trying to scam the system,
are too much of a liability to be around.
some black folks love to wear their stolen wealth to flex all over social media.
imagine if there was no social media tho.
would folks be able to scam a lot better?
josh bellamy,
a nfl baller wolf just got dropped by the jets,
got charged with trying to scam the system during the rona…
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your ghosts will come back to haunt you if you’re not careful.
you think they’ve moved on,
but they’re patently waiting to come up from their graves.
remember i asked ya’ll what happened to the escort,
travis dyson,
who was involved with the andrew gillum situation?
he has his dvr set for monday morning.
why?…
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bag is secured?
andre marhold isn’t doing anything that the attentionistos on ig aren’t doing.
you just can’t tell who is smashin’ the and vice versa.
when you meet a wealthy white male,
you enjoy the perks until they run out.
jeffree star is making sure his boo can flex right on his ig…

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i always find it eerie when folks predict their own deaths on their social media.
there is power in the fingers.

“imma kill it on the highway”

well that she did.
stephanie angelica vasquez put on her snap that she was flexing in a 2020 toyota supra.
this is what happened via “worldstar“…

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